Zombie Texting 

Not to be confused with drunk texting, this is texting random friends in the middle of the night when you are stone sober and cannot sleep in the hopes of finding someone else awake to amuse and entertain you. Usually you look like crap because you are exhausted, cannot sleep, so you are a bit scarey.

Unable to sleep Randy picked up his cell phone and zombie texting Luke at 3am to see if he too might be awake.

Zombie Texting by MarviMarti June 21, 2011

Zombie 

An organism in which at one point all biological processes had ceased, and afterwards had them reactivated (most commonly by the T-virus). These creatures hunger for the flesh of the living but do not generally need it to survive. When a living organism is found, other than a plant species, multiple zombies will gather, increasing their chances for a meal. Zombies are completely inert to each other, in any situation. Zombies are also not limited to human type and can infect other types of animals, and quite rarely, plants. Zombies generally have a longer life-span than their non-zombie counterparts as it is the nature of that which brought them back to life to keep them alive.

These zombies are interesting creatures, look how the mindlessly move toward their prey!

Zombie by Jack Kreuser August 18, 2011

Zombie car 

A car that is missing parts, has holes in it, or is generally falling apart due to rusting, driving mishaps, or wear and tear. The appearance is 'zombie like' in nature.

"Did you see that zombie car Brad drove up in! Or "Ahhhhhh.....zombie car, right lane!"

Zombie car by Circuschicknj October 17, 2012

zombieoverlord 

hes a little bitch

my avatar looks good -zombieoverlord

zombieoverlord by metaghost4 December 9, 2012

zombie felching 

When a person ejaculates into their partners anus, proceeds to suck it out with a straw, spits it into a random persons face and shouts "zombie felching!"

I've got a surprise "Zombie Felching!"

zombie felching by Trobert651 November 21, 2014

zombie crack 

snorting ashes of a human

that zombie just snorted some zombie crack.

zombie crack by specialist984 July 30, 2015

Zombie Blowjob 

When you get your bitch high on bath salts, then immediately wrap your dick in a hotdog bun, and offer it to her as a sacrifice and a testament of your love.

"I no long have a sick because I got a Zombie Blowjob."

Zombie Blowjob by Canttouchthis8395939 October 19, 2018