Willy Waving Contest

Description given to an all male Tory leadership contest, where the candidates try to impress voters at conservative hustings by trying to out do each other by trying to be bigger and better than each other on all subjects.

They may be impressive at hustings, but the general public find it sad and embarrassing

"Boris and Hunt have turned this leadership contest into a Willy waving contest" - Emma Barnett, BBC 5live

by Charno July 1, 2019

Willy Wonka curse

How everything tastes like blueberries after chewing Juicy Fruit Juicy Secret. (Named after Violet turning into a blueberry after chewing gum in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)

Guy 1: So, you like the food?

Guy 2: I don't even know! I still have the Willy Wonka curse from that stupid gum!

by XblackXheartedXbeautyX April 5, 2011

slick willy slammer

When you do 4 shots of fireball and try to get laid and it doesn't work...

Damn bill is an idiot he pulled a slick willy slammer on Sally last night

by Billyz February 25, 2022

wet willy jr.

when a baby slobbers all over their pacifier or finger and inserts it into an unsuspecting person's ear.

Omg! The baby totally just gave me a wet willy jr.!!!

by tonys*gurl83 November 5, 2011

with my fat willy

a way of communicating with your mom it replaces the word yes

mom - hi son would you like some fun games to play son - with my fat willy

1 - do you like playing

2- with my fat willy

by how much are condoms October 31, 2019

The Wand/Willy Game

when your reading harry potter out loud and everyone gets bored, so you spice it up by saying willy instead of wand everytime its mentioned :D

Harry took the willy. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the willy above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework...

"I'm bored, shall we play The Wand/Willy Game?"

"Dude, best wand/willy game EVER!"

by LottieMoor June 12, 2012

Willington willy watcher

The Willington willy watcher. Can often be seen frequenting local water closets.

How marra that's a big 1"said the Willington willy watcher"

by Hewmarra2 February 11, 2021