sypher's law

sypher's law is when a single person asks another single person if they can be single together. the two do not date each other but is there for a source of comfort. it is a way of not being single while remaining single. IT IS A WAY OF LIFE.

single person 1 : wanna be single together?
single person 2 : um, why should I?
single person 1 : because sypher's law
single person 2 : that's acceptable

by sypher the great December 1, 2020

Owen’s Law

The longer a Internet discussion goes on the more Likely a communist will propose a Revolution will fix any and all problems

Guy 1: “I really think people are too closed minded about barbecue sauce
Guy 2: Well we can phase that out over the course of many revolutions
Guy 3: wow I thought Owen’s Law wasn’t real.

by LordFerpez March 9, 2021

Fayezeh's Law

When the world gives you lemons and you create champagne out of them. The ability to be knocked down by force and then rise gracefully by using a greater force from within.

wow how was she able to achieve so many great things after what happened. Fayezeh's Law inspired her ....

by Willy_lex November 14, 2017

Max's Law

"If something can be broken (either physically, digitally, or otherwise), it will be broken."

Similar to Murphey's Law, but specifically for breaking things, regardless of whether or not the outcome is positive or negative.

"How do you always fucking manage to do this?!?"

"Max's Law, dude."

by Morgan_Rose99 June 9, 2023

By law of dibs

it is the true laws of all that is dibbed and is absolute

by law of dibs the phone is mine.

by BurgerBoss March 26, 2022

Derek's Law

The side that a person votes always lose. No matter what happens.

Ben: hey man, I voted for TL in csgo
Derek: Hey, me too! I voted for TL
Ben: Fuck you man. You have fucking Derek's Law
(TL loses and Ben cries)

by phenomenicphobia June 17, 2015

Huttenberger’s law

Huttenberger’s law automatically invalidates any argument that the pittsburgh steelers are not a good football team based on history of consistent success as a franchise.

You think the Pittsburgh Steelers suck? Let me show you Huttenberger’s law.

by ben is not a rapist May 11, 2021