American Car Wash

When you are giving two dudes a hand job on either side of you and they both cum, “washing” you.

Last night I gave Tom and Andrew an American Car Wash

by Janey March 21, 2024

Cyclone wash

The art of sucking a continuous gas stream from the anus until making contact with the lips and then proceeding to insert the tongue into the opening before it can close to finally performing a artistic cleaning of the internal cavity.

Kevin just gave me the cleanest cyclone wash I’ve ever experienced!

by Kholes4lyfe December 6, 2022

Mexican Car Wash

Spot-cleaning your vehicle with the window squegee provided at the gas pump.

I had some bird poop on my trunk so I removed it with the Mexican car wash.

by theangryvegan May 26, 2019

Chicago Car Wash

A euphemism for a drive-by shooting.

The date night was going great until the 5 star restaurant turned into a Chicago Car Wash.

by cockwork October 5, 2019

Scouse wash

Not having a proper shower or wash, instead using something like Lynx Africa to cover their stench. ‘Scouse’ being a reference to people from Liverpool, the joke being that they’re dirty.

“I had a Scouse wash at Glastonbury festival.”

by Idgaf2025 March 1, 2025

dirty mouth wash

when you piss in a persons mouth then put your dick in there

man: hay kid get in my van and i will give you a dirty mouth wash

kid:no thanks my dad sied if i let no one touch my pikle he will give me a nikle

man: pulls out gun

kid: oh shit

by ting ling 69 April 8, 2022

Washing cuckshene

A washing machine twice the size as the usual with no water made to disorientate cucks and to create a form of entertainment during sex

I love our new washing cuckshene let’s paint it pink and put glitter on it

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025