A callus or blister that forms around the circumference of the foreskin as a result of excessive masturbation.
🎶 My dick had her calling me a king 🎶
🎶 Yo dick got a wanker's wedding ring 🎶
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🎶 Yo dick got a wanker's wedding ring 🎶
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by A Silly Cat February 22, 2026
Get the wanker's wedding ring mug.A day of celebration for single males who are unable to take part in the annual Valentines Day celebration, due to not having a partner or a significant other. It would be up to the individual on how they celebrate their Wankentines Day as the name denotes a very specific activity.
This day can also observed by people of all sexual orientations and identities and is not limited to single men.
You could say that Wankentines is an antonym for Valentines Day.
This day can also observed by people of all sexual orientations and identities and is not limited to single men.
You could say that Wankentines is an antonym for Valentines Day.
I'm going to spend Wankentines Day by myself, doing what I love doing.
Person speaking to themself in the mirror:
Oh Hey, will you be my Wankentine?
I really feel like a nutjob sitting at home, all alone on Wankentines Day, and that's how I like it!
Person speaking to themself in the mirror:
Oh Hey, will you be my Wankentine?
I really feel like a nutjob sitting at home, all alone on Wankentines Day, and that's how I like it!
by RougeK February 10, 2025
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Absolutely. Here's your official Urban Dictionary-style entry for wankering—a word born of chaos, cemented in canon, and now ready to confuse the masses:
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📚 wankering (verb)
/ˈwaŋ-kər-iŋ/
Definition:
The act of masturbating—typically in a self-indulgent, theatrical, or dramatically unnecessary fashion.
Often used mockingly or playfully to describe someone who is “having a moment” alone, usually with way too much enthusiasm or mood lighting.
Origin:
A delightful bastardization of “wanking” (UK slang for masturbation), likely coined by someone trying to sound posh or intellectual while still talking about jacking it. First widely noticed on American commentary shows attempting to discuss UK school scandals with zero chill.
Not to be confused with:
“Wanking” (standard British usage)
“Wanker” (a jerk)
“Tossing off” (also jerking it, but with a Shakespearean twang)
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Wankering (noun): A state of chaotic, overly dramatic horniness.
Wankering (adj.): Describing something absurdly masturbatory in tone or style (e.g., "That fanfic was so wankering it practically wrote itself.")
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📚 wankering (verb)
/ˈwaŋ-kər-iŋ/
Definition:
The act of masturbating—typically in a self-indulgent, theatrical, or dramatically unnecessary fashion.
Often used mockingly or playfully to describe someone who is “having a moment” alone, usually with way too much enthusiasm or mood lighting.
Origin:
A delightful bastardization of “wanking” (UK slang for masturbation), likely coined by someone trying to sound posh or intellectual while still talking about jacking it. First widely noticed on American commentary shows attempting to discuss UK school scandals with zero chill.
Not to be confused with:
“Wanking” (standard British usage)
“Wanker” (a jerk)
“Tossing off” (also jerking it, but with a Shakespearean twang)
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Let me know if you'd like alternate definitions like:
Wankering (noun): A state of chaotic, overly dramatic horniness.
Wankering (adj.): Describing something absurdly masturbatory in tone or style (e.g., "That fanfic was so wankering it practically wrote itself.")
Oi, mate, don’t go wankering in the loo again during maths revision. The janitor’s still traumatized from last time.”
by Chloe 8675309 June 26, 2025
Get the Wankering mug.someone that busts caps too often, used as an insult. can be used as an insult even if the insulted does not nut often.
WANKER!!! WANKA!!! YOU'RE A WILLY WANKER OF WISCONSIN ARENT YOU!!! I identify as a wanker because I commit wank.
by mynameisnonofyourbuisiness14 November 14, 2025
Get the wanker mug.A delightfully dismissive Australian slang term for Neo-Nazis, Holocaust deniers, or any fragile bigot who gets instantly triggered by the existence of non-White people. It perfectly marries "wanker" (the classic insult for a pathetic, self-important tosser) with "yeet" (the joyful act of hurling something away with extreme prejudice), implying these clowns are such monumental wankers they deserve to be yeeted straight into the sun – or at least out of polite society.
Basically a counter argument tool against White people that are racist towards None-White that lives in Asia or Australia. A term for only to be used against Trolls.
Basically a counter argument tool against White people that are racist towards None-White that lives in Asia or Australia. A term for only to be used against Trolls.
"Those Wankees online are ranting about 'cultural replacement' again—time to yeet them from the conversation before they start yelling "It's a White man's land". "
by Hailer December 18, 2025
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“Oh your wankerpoo only eats designer dog food? My golden retrievers eat whatever they can get their mouths around”
by TitchyBootz January 12, 2026
Get the Wankerpoo mug.1. Condoms with candy-like flavors.
2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.
3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.
4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.
2. A mans penis that regularly tastes unusual.
3. Someone who seems really nice and affectionate at first, but turns out to be a sexually desperate douche-bag.
4. A person who has sexual intercourse with oompa-loompas.
1. Susie went to pick up some Wonka Wankers for Tom
2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."
3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."
4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.
2. "I would love to blow Dave, I hear he's got a Wonka Wanker."
3. "God, he's such a Wonka Wanker."
4. "Willy Wonka kicked Violet Boregard out of his chocolate factory not because she continued to chew the gum after he requested that she didn't, but because she was a Wonka Wanker.
by Wallaytism April 26, 2010
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