Pocket vagina

A female who acts as sexual entertainment for a man via text.

She would never have sex with him but was okay to be his pocket vagina.

by Manhattan Wayne December 15, 2016

Shut ur vagina

Shut the fuck up, Insult to a guy that is being a bitch and needs to take out his tampon and grow a pair

-The fuckin broncos lost again the Chargers just got lucky.
-Dude shut ur vagina and stop crying cuz ur team sucks balls.

by Ninja Ky January 16, 2011

suck my vagina

Touching my vagina (ew) lol. the word(s) explain it all, man.

cAn YoU nOt SuCk My VaGiNa It WaS a FuCkInG dUmB aSs JoKe BrUh!

by cow was not the burger February 4, 2021

Vaginal Philanthropy

When your buddy calls you up from a bar because there's more women for him to handle on his own and he wants you there to divert some of the estrogen flow.

Chewie called me up from EPSN Zone because he was with two hot Asian chicks and wanted to spread the wealth. What an act of Vaginal philanthropy!

by Quinmill August 25, 2007

Vagina Mouth

1) Someone who is constantly talking about vaginas.

2)Someone(usually a woman) who's mouth is used as a vagina, almost like blow job, but not exactly, a mouth fuck involves the male partner to stand up while the female gets on her knees and the male thrusts his cock into her mouth until he finishes, then she swallows.

"Dude, shut up, your a cock blocking vagina mouth."

"wow, my girlfriend is such a vagina mouth, as soon as i get home, shes already on her knees!"

by whyucarewhoiam? April 2, 2010

Vaginal Explosion

When a girlss cherry pops with such intency that it explodes all over the the males penis. The blood goes in every direction.

"DUDDEDE! I poped this girls cherry last night and it went everywhere!"

"YOOO that sounds like a VAGINAL EXPLOSION!"

by Evan and Sam February 27, 2008

mega vagina

One who is the biggest vagina.

The largest of all vaginas.

Dude, he didn't even ask her out, what a Mega Vagina!

by the man January 13, 2005