1.) The act of taping a vibrator/dildo , to your head and then proceding to fuck your parnter up the ass or vagina. This method is commonly used to try something new or with a guy that cant hold an erection.
2.) A mythical horse with wings and a horn, comonlly seen in fairy tales
2.) A mythical horse with wings and a horn, comonlly seen in fairy tales
1.) Woman 1: Last night, Kyle gave me a unicorn with my favorite vibrator,it was soo good.
Woman 2: Wow that sounds hot.
2.) Teacher (reading a book): And the prince and the unicorn lived happily ever after.
Woman 2: Wow that sounds hot.
2.) Teacher (reading a book): And the prince and the unicorn lived happily ever after.
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Get the Unicorn Tail mug.The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends
For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
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Person Two - "Wait! I can explain! Were Goin' Unicorn!'
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