tubby two lanes

A tubby person, particularly one tubby enough to occupy two lanes.

Hey tubby two lanes, move your fat ass over so I can get by.

by chode bone April 1, 2007

Two legged snail

The two legged snail is a sexual act in which the women climbs on top of the mans face while he sexually eats her. The man then forces the women to curl up into a ball while he is still eating her, thus resembling a two legged snail

"Mommy mommy I saw a monster"

"Don't worry honey you're daddy and I were just pretending to be a two legged snail"

by Cloppingpony6969 May 17, 2016

two way text

When you begin to have a text conversation with someone, and as you're answering or sending the last text, they send another one about a different subject, sort of like a 'by the way' or 'forgot to tell you' thing, and you end up having two text convos with one person.

Texter: I got an A on my bio exam!

Textee: You bitch! I got a D.

Textee gets another text from Texter about a raging party.

Textee: Woah, woah. Let's end this two way text.

by Textee December 5, 2009

two legged tuna

a woman's vagina or a pussy

man your breath smells like you were munchin' on some two legged tuna last night

by 96baybeegurl November 30, 2010

Hull one-two

An uncommon fight move sometimes pulled by people from Hull, East Yorkshire. Involves a jab with one hand ('one') before a swift punch with the other ('two')

"Leave it out or I'll give you the old Hull one-two"

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005

Tourist Two Step

When your walking in a store, or a crowded area and you come in contact with another walker in your direction. You see this person coming so you decide your going to move over, but the other person sees you coming too and they think the same. You guys end up crossing paths and you both do a little akward two step movement to get out of the oncoming persons way.

I was walking through the mall, when a lady started walking in my direction. In a nervous panic I tried to get out of her way but I ended up doing the tourist two step to avoid her.

by C1195 August 3, 2010

two cent whore

a person whose sexual acts are only worth two cents and has a lot of STDs

She is nothing but a two cent whore

by blah May 13, 2005