Turkey Ham Sandwich

A great sandwich for when your on the run.

Includes:
2+ slices of turkey ham
2+slices of cheese
2-3 slices of bread dependent upon double decker

joe: I love my turkey ham sandwich
bob: what type of cheese did you put on it
joe: cheddar
bob: next time try pepperjack

by user_rule March 11, 2009

Covid Turkey Slap

Due to social distancing, simulating the performance of a traditional Turkey Slap by swinging the penis back and forth, 6 ft away from her face with no physical contact.

While not as physically satisfying as it would be under non-pandemic circumstances, the act of lovingly pseudo-slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis is still a coveted tradition especially around Thanksgiving.

My hot cousin came to town for thanksgiving. While i normally would give her a Turkey slap after everyone went to bed, we kept our distance and had to settle for the covid Turkey slap instead. I gave her a little helicopter penis action as well.

by Dick Onchin November 13, 2020

Turkey Day Gobbler

When you get a blow job to completion by your partner on Thanksgiving.

Rachel took every drop this year when I got my turkey day gobbler.

by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

catching the crazy turkey

If you don't know, it's too wild for you.

It starts with wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed.

You've been catching the crazy turkey there in Lindsay's bed

by Saphira44 December 13, 2014

albuquerque turkey leg

The act of filling a vagina with gravy, dipping a drumstick in it, and eating it.

Your mother and i shared a delicious albuquerque turkey leg together last night.

by blackjiggy January 21, 2011

turkey dinner fart

The distinct smell of turkey dinner when one farts, usually following thanksgiving dinner. Some say it is the one time of year that farts smell good.

Chris, your turkey dinner fart smells delectable.

by Bologna November 25, 2005

turkey holocaust day

Turkey Holocaust Day is AKA Thanksgiving Day. This is because it is the day where we celebrate the mass execution of turkeys. After we execute them we then proceed to eat them and give thanks for all the good in our lives. It is celebrated in Canada on October 13 and in the United States of America on November 27.

Jimmy: Have a good Turkey Holocaust Day!
John: Thanks Jimmy, I hope you have a good Thanksgiving also!

by BAPE N' APES December 30, 2007