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Trump Penis

A penis that is orange and has a shitty cut thats probably from Super Cuts.
Girl 1: He had Trump Penis!
Girl 2: Ew that shits disgusting!
by konvviii February 9, 2017
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trump tariff

The unnecessary taxation of imported goods in to the Unites States. Used as a gimmick to attempt to keep jobs in the US. The increase in tax to import goods will inherently make the products more expensive. However, making them in the US will also make them more expensive. It is a lose/lose for everyone!
Did you hear about the new trump tariff the wannabe president wants to enforce? It is going to make shit really expensive from everywhere!
by Steve Johnson 123 January 6, 2017
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Trump Handshake

So, now that Trump is in office does official protocol for greeting the First Lady and his daughters require a pussy grab (Trump Handshake) or is that only for Trump to use on other females not in his family? #trumphandshake
by California Mike February 3, 2017
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Trump Care

What Trump will replace Obama Care with, aka a bus token for a ride to the Free Clinic.
OG: Why did it take your wife six hours to get treated for her stab wound?
G: Trump care.
by theauthormarkwilkins January 26, 2017
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Trump Sweats

The non-medical term describing anxiety symptoms that a person experiences during the aftermath of the 2016 presidential election. A person typically will also experience Trump Terrors or nightmares about the future of America and the economy and will be accompanied with cold sweats and trembling.
I could not sleep last night. I kept waking up from Trump Terrors and had the Trump Sweats bad.
by lilnki December 7, 2016
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Trump Hit

A special forte of the 45th POTUS referring to his method of precipitously cutting his once useful, “incredible” staffers and other lackeys out of his rarefied sphere and then characterizing them as entirely inept strangers.
It isn’t a full mafia hit, you see, it’s a “Trump Hit,” but initially it feels like you’ve been professionally slain; it’s only later that you realize you’re going to probably profit from this experience too, just like those who were on The Apprentice!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 20, 2019
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that trump sneer

That slightly hostile but partly smiling one-sided lip curl of disdain and disgust worn by each and every member of the Trump clan.
In analyzing that trump sneer, there is a dead fish look in the eyes concurrent with a type of shit-smelling expression which conveys a wish to be elsewhere.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2019
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