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fuzzy toilet seat

i have a fuzzy toilet seat. i think it might have to do with my brothers hairy ass..
by asscheeksdoubleboop May 10, 2020
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TOILET SITTIN TUMMY

Your gut extended to it's full glory as you sit on the toilet with no one to observe or count how many fat rolls you have.
Did you see Regina sitting on the side of the pool? Damn she needs to suck it in! I could see her toilet sittin tummy
by phpmom October 1, 2012
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Tucson toilet Toledo

A Tucson Toilet Toledo is where you take your penis and continue to put it up your butthole. Once it’s reached maximum capacity, push out as hard as you can to poop out your own penis
Man I can’t wait to do a Tucson Toilet Toledo in the gas station bathroom.
by Thereaderboil January 13, 2020
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super toilet panic

keep appendages away from one of the 'super toilets' when flushing. one could easily visualize self going right down!!
he jumped back in a super toilet panic when he heard the "jet taking off" sound!!

i found myself in a super toilet panic upon flushing same!!
by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
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Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke

When you go to a mexican restaurant who serves general mexican food with a lot of creamy stuff and chicken and cheese combos and you go to the toilet and take a spicy almost constipated diarrhea that literally burns the asshole for hours after, if your lucky you might take a giant shit and literally nuke/murk the toilet with your feces where you might need more gallons per flush
Guy #1:Dude I need to take a major shit
Guy #2:My house only has 1.5 gallons per flush
Guy #1:Ill need about six this is a Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke
by Joe Fillind January 2, 2011
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Saying Whats up, to the Toilet

Vomiting, throwing up, spewing, to Hurl.
"Dude after those shots I had to say whats up to the toilet."
by LaRose July 9, 2005
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shit or get off the toilet

When someone is wasting you time so you tell them to make it happen or go away.
Example: a guy keeps postponing/rearranging date plans so you say; "Dave, you're messing me around. Either shit or get off the toilet!"
by Loco in London June 14, 2015
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