A phenomenon commonly seen in the cubicles of cafe and restaurant restrooms, which have a tendency of not having urinals.
Someone walks in and takes a piss, hitting the toilet seat (whether by accident or on purpose, usually on purpose) and the janitor is unlikely to clean the piss due to being underpaid.
The next person walks in and sees the piss on the seat, and stands further away from the seat than the previous person for fear of touching the piss-covered seat.
Due to the increased distance from the toilet seat, the person is more likely to hit the seat with his piss.
Eventually people start hitting not only the seat but also the floor with their piss, leading people to stand further still from the toilet for fear of getting piss on their shoes, leading to an exponential increase in the saturation of piss on the toilet seat and floor and the distance people stand from the toilet, aswell as an exponential decrease in each consecutive visitor's stream accuracy and the likelihood of the janitors cleaning all the piss.
When complete saturation is reached, the janitors will either quit their jobs, commit suicide or make a prayer to janitor jesus to make all the piss go away. The latter option is usually how toilet seats are eventually cleaned.
Someone walks in and takes a piss, hitting the toilet seat (whether by accident or on purpose, usually on purpose) and the janitor is unlikely to clean the piss due to being underpaid.
The next person walks in and sees the piss on the seat, and stands further away from the seat than the previous person for fear of touching the piss-covered seat.
Due to the increased distance from the toilet seat, the person is more likely to hit the seat with his piss.
Eventually people start hitting not only the seat but also the floor with their piss, leading people to stand further still from the toilet for fear of getting piss on their shoes, leading to an exponential increase in the saturation of piss on the toilet seat and floor and the distance people stand from the toilet, aswell as an exponential decrease in each consecutive visitor's stream accuracy and the likelihood of the janitors cleaning all the piss.
When complete saturation is reached, the janitors will either quit their jobs, commit suicide or make a prayer to janitor jesus to make all the piss go away. The latter option is usually how toilet seats are eventually cleaned.
I went to a public restroom today and the whole seat was covered in piss. Realizing that a toilet seat singularity was in play, I decided not to perpetuate the chain and to simply hold it in until I found a cleaner toilet or a urinal elsewhere.
by Fruitfly July 26, 2017
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A Tucson Toilet Toledo is where you take your penis and continue to put it up your butthole. Once it’s reached maximum capacity, push out as hard as you can to poop out your own penis
by Thereaderboil January 14, 2020
by asscheeksdoubleboop May 11, 2020
keep appendages away from one of the 'super toilets' when flushing. one could easily visualize self going right down!!
he jumped back in a super toilet panic when he heard the "jet taking off" sound!!
i found myself in a super toilet panic upon flushing same!!
i found myself in a super toilet panic upon flushing same!!
by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
When you go to a mexican restaurant who serves general mexican food with a lot of creamy stuff and chicken and cheese combos and you go to the toilet and take a spicy almost constipated diarrhea that literally burns the asshole for hours after, if your lucky you might take a giant shit and literally nuke/murk the toilet with your feces where you might need more gallons per flush
Guy #1:Dude I need to take a major shit
Guy #2:My house only has 1.5 gallons per flush
Guy #1:Ill need about six this is a Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke
Guy #2:My house only has 1.5 gallons per flush
Guy #1:Ill need about six this is a Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke
by Joe Fillind January 02, 2011
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