KEPT WIFE

A kept wife is a high maintenance woman who is in a healthy loving marriage to a wealthy provider. She has zero worries or cares, has help around the house and lives a soft luxurious life. (Not to be confused with a “kept woman” which is an unmarried woman who has sexual relationships for security)

I can tell she’s a kept wife because she wakes up carefree and does whatever she wants.

by The kept wife life October 10, 2023

bruce's wife

Refers to Heroin, since Bruce Willis and Demi Moore were both shot the fuck out on heroin back in the day when they were a couple.

Also lyrics used my Interstate Fatz, a white freestlye rap artist from Eastside Las Vegas, also a blood gang member

"used to maneuver white but now I'm out here moving Bruce's Wife"

"Cherry laces, grenadine shoes, just sent 10 balloons to the visiting room"

by I-Mack May 27, 2020

Wife

Is a multi-tool mostly used as a washing machine or to stimulate male genetals. Its an effective tool though very expensive.

-I dont have any money because i got the new wife.

by Reliable guy June 16, 2022

Wife

A demonic entity that keeps you from doing things you actually like and we’ll take half if not all your stuff

“Wow my ex wife took everything from me”

by The supreme maker December 28, 2021

alice mattheos wife

So Alice is mattheo riddles wife

they are super happy together and are the best couple in the world

if anyone tries to take him from her they will die in a very brutal way

Alice mattheos wife is his

by mattheos wife ofc July 7, 2021

Leahs wife aka rose

OK SO. SHES GORGEOUS SHES AMAZING SHES TRUST WORTHY, I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A GREAT FRIEND LIKE HER. anyways so go follow her on tiktok and insta her tiktok is @leoxxxrose and her insta is @leahsbaeasf

I’m gonna go meet Leahs wife aka rose
Omg take me with u batch

by HII IM LEAH AND ILYSM ROSE June 6, 2021

Wife Beater

The lager formerly known as Stella Artois.

Dean has had too many Wife Beaters and is going to batter Sheila.

by Big Sniff November 23, 2021