Thunder Clap

When thy sweaty thighs smack against thy sweaty scrotum .

When Zach was underneath me, I Thunder Clapped right in his face.

by cowcock.lmk November 15, 2014

Thunder Clap

A thunder clap is when your girl goes down on your dick on last time and you nut. They call it the thunder clap for 2 reasons. 1. That's the sound her butt makes, 2. You pass out and see lightning strikes for 5 minutes

Guy 1: I just got thunder clapped
Guy 2: What was it like

Guy 1: I saw lightning strikes all over the world

by Glaceon the Great November 2, 2016

Hood thunder

Loud bass coming from cars in your neighborhood.

That's not a thunderstorm, it's hood thunder.

by Sbjo March 28, 2024

Thunder Buddies

An exclusive club founded by fathers with kids that play for Minnesota Thunder Academy. The Thunder Buddies get together and drink beer while their children practice soccer. A prospective member of the club must be approved by the two-person board before being accepted. As of January 2025, the club consists of two members.

Ben: Does your daughter have practice tonight?

Andy: Yes, at 5:30PM
Ben: Mine too. Thunder Buddies unite!

by AT Spence January 10, 2025

thunder sheep

When You Shaved Your hair.

Mom, i have a thunder sheep!

by xX 44100 Xx March 18, 2021

War Thunder

War thunder is an online credit card simulator where you fly planes and shoot tanks. It is made by Gaijin entertainment. To get to your favorite modern vehicle can take 6+ months, or you can buy a premium plane or tank for $75 and cut that in half. The game is also very buggy and unbalanced, and any Russian tank is immediately better than all the other tanks in the game due to stalinium, a rare Russian material that is indestructible. The players also like to leak classified documents to make the game slightly more realistic.

Bob: “Tom, why do you take out so many bank loans?”
Tom: “So I can afford the War Thunder premiums.”
Bob: “You’re stupid, and what are those documents on the floor?”
Tom: “I need to leak the so the Ariete gets one mm of armour more.”

by Michigan man 9000 May 14, 2024

Thunder in the Bowl

This occurs whenever you take a shit, and your insides sound like thunder rumbling in the distance. Usually associated with really bad diarrhea or a stomach bug

Whenever I was running, I got the bubble guts, but when I went to release the beast, it sounded like thunder in the bowl. Wowza!

by adnutor June 26, 2024