tangled spoon

Tangled spoon is another word for a melted spoon

Yo dude I made a tangled spoon last night with my forge

by Le poopity scoops May 2, 2021

poking the spoon

When a man develops an erection while spooning his partner.

I had a hard time falling asleep last night because Jake kept poking the spoon.

by Manly Hopkins January 24, 2012

Goon Spoon

A mannequin arm attached to a mic stand, to wirelessly cup your balls for you.

John stole a mannequin from Truworth (queens park), to build himself a Goon Spoon.

by Peter Pan's Anus July 18, 2025

spoons

A game typically played at summer camps. The players sit around in a circle with spoons in the middle. There are precisely one fewer spoons than there are players. Each player is then dealt four playing cards from a massive pile of cards usually consisting of many decks with multiple different backs. The remaining cards are positioned between two of the players. The player on the left of the card pile then draws a card and then discards a card (she/he is allowed to discard the card drawn that turn if she/he wishes) by placing it between him/herself and the player to his/her left. That player picks up the card and adds it to his/her hand and discards a card by placing it face-down between him/herself and the player to his/her left, and the process continues. The last player discards cards by starting a discard pile next to the draw pile. While this is going on, the first player draws another card and discards resulting in more cards going around. The objective is to get four-of-a-kind. The first player to do so throws his/her cards in the middle face-up and grabs a spoon. At this point, all players try to grab a spoon, but because there are one more players than there are spoons, one player will end up without a spoon. This player is eliminated and can sit and watch or go do something else depending on the circumstance and how close the game is to finishing. The cards are then collected and reshuffled before being dealt out again with one fewer spoons in the middle.

Person 1: "I played spoons yesterday and almost won, but then my last remaining opponent started out with four 2's."

by snakemasterepic August 26, 2016

Spoons

A slang term for a pair of glasses, usually with more circular or round lenses.
Originates from the North West of England.

I don't like these glasses, they're too square. I wanna get some spoons.

by Bill Power January 18, 2020

Going fishing with a spoon

CHOKIN' THE CHICKEN
MASTURBATING
JERKING THE GHERKIN

Did you hear about how he was caught going fishing with a spoon?

by Boar1 April 16, 2024

Spoon

A obsequious human being that feeds other plaudits through desperation of being accepted and conforming with the majority

I'm tired of this spoon telling everyone what they want to hear

by Draco Mandelbrot January 16, 2022