Slap the spoon

When someone says something dumb or ask a dumb/obvious questions. they will most likely use the term slap the spoon.

Girl:you a boy right?
Boy:Slap the spoon.

by yeet boi!👀🎶 December 25, 2019

Bog Spoon

Sneaky cover cuddle between consenting adults of same or opposite gender in the cosy confined space of a water closet aka bog or toilet

Bog Spooning generally occurs before or after major shag fest when one party is bent over the bog and taken from behind until the toilet cubicle is shaking at an alarming rate and the occupant next door starts yelling obscenities as they drop the toilet roll and escape under the gap.

by 1secretkeeper November 20, 2010

spoon

a stupid dumb idiot who has sweaty balls and stinks and is dumb and has big ass patas and calls Aliza a carpet licker

"spoon your balls smell bro"
"its my natural deoderant bro"

by ALIZALAIZALAIZ August 25, 2022

mega-spoon

To have make love in the spooning position

Pookie and I mega-spoon under the blanket on the couch while we watch tv and his parents are in the kitchen.

by Pookiebear May 18, 2005

rhythm spoon

1. The act of spooning in rhythm

- sexual act with couples pole dancing

2. Cole said some dumb shit on Martin , so why not make it even dumber

I’m going to be boo’d up tonight, rhythm spoon

Trying to come up with a decision, rhythm spoon

Arbitration, rhythm spoon

by Kash814bche October 20, 2018

spoon in the toilet

This is what you do in hopes that there will be a snow day the next day, after you turn your pajamas inside out, this is the sure fire truck to get the snow day.

Bro did you see the weather it's supposed to snow!
Yeah man I've already got the spoon in the toilet!!

by Pbndick March 12, 2017

rusty spoons

The rusty spoons are part of a very famous french Christmas tradition where u leave your spoons out side your house on Christmas Eve then a frog will come and take the spoons and return them on New Year’s Day. Over the years the spoons have gotten rusty so that’s how they got the name of the tradition

“Are you guys leaving your rusty spoons out today”

Obiosly we won’t get new spoons we will use the same every year so they get exstra rusty

by Rusty spoons December 15, 2020