Italian kiss

When you're about to kiss someone, but instead you lick their lips.

Brian: That bitch totally gave me an Italian kiss!
Stewie: hello, vro ❤️

by AnonyEx April 12, 2024

Italian

Assjob. You rub your penis between the crack of someone's ass.

She wasn't in the mood for anal last night so I settled for the Italian.

by King George 90210 April 22, 2024

The Italian Jacuzzi

When you put some garlic butter in a 24k Gold plated ballcuzzi and let the family jewels soak

Tony showed me The Italian Jacuzzi and now my life has changed forever

by Lapua Larry November 30, 2021

Italian Foot Job

Like a normal foot job but with marinara.

Man that was a great Italian Foot Job, extra saucy

by Sl13pp3rs November 30, 2021

Italian Sadness

Crying, shitting, and eating spaghetti.

Marco: Yo, how you doing Alessandro?
Alessandro: Not good, having a bit of "Italian Sadness".

by Kylithium December 3, 2021

Italian teacher

Super nice and caring and will right you a great college rec if she likes you but doesnt know how to teach and can’t handle screaming children she will bring you food and let you do what you want

My Italian teacher is the best I lover her class!

by ratatat663 December 5, 2021

Italian Tanks

Italian shitboxes that were deployed on the battlefields during World War II, notably lacking in firepower, armor, and overall effectiveness compared to their german counterparts. Despite their limitations, Italian tanks such as the Fiat M13/40 and the Carro Armato series were deployed on various fronts, including North Africa and the Mediterranean, where they often faced formidable adversaries but struggled to make significant impacts due to their design flaws and inferior performance.

-Did you grind the Italian tech tree in War Thunder?

-Nah, I don't wanna deal with those Italian Tanks

by tf is a pseudonym?? February 11, 2024