electric donkey

The act of performing a donkey punch except instead of punching you zap your girl with a Taser.

I totally did an electric donkey on my girl last night. All she has is some burn marks from the Taser on her back.

by Pigg April 2, 2008

Water Donkey

A water donkey is a person(s) with a very large, explosive bladder.

Dammit Pablo your always walking so proud with your water donkey swinging around!

by The Congesour' February 28, 2011

donkey milker

one how masturbates a male donkey.

Man, steven is such a donkey milker.

by Mat Nun September 4, 2006

donkey Douche

when a man has sexual relations with a female donkey the donkey must be cleaned out with a douche before its next encounter. the female donkey is cleansed with this douche to ensure years of healthy fun.

neccessary for all animals commonly used for beastiality. for example chickens, cows, and goats.

in the movie clerks 2, you can make love to "kinky kelly" the donkey for 500 bucks. the donkey must be cleaned out with a donkey douche between performances or between clients.

by bob plumblow March 15, 2008

Donkey slap

Pimpslap while fucking

fuck youre girl doggystyle, then put it (without saying anything) in her ass. She turns her had give her a full pimp slap (back-hand right on the face) and say "HOW ARE YOU DOING" This is the "Donkey slap"

by KPC-nick February 18, 2009

donkey conch

while similar to a 'donkey konk' or 'donkey punch', there is a slight difference at the end. Instead of punching one's partner in the back of the head, one finds a conch shell and wacks it over one's partner's head a la lord of the flies.

sucks to your assmar piggy. i'm gonna donkey conch you.

by citypulse was there first October 5, 2005

Donkey Punch

Donkey Kong's neutral b attack in Super Smash Bros

I donkey punched that guy in a tournament last night

by pussymaster69420 March 12, 2015