Log Yard

N. - Patch of skin located above the Penis where pubic hair grows.

I got a hot date tonight so I shaved the Log Yard.

by Monksbitch March 12, 2011

Pocono log flume

When you piss down someone's chest and then send a shit flying down after: much like log flume.

Your mom was begging for that pocono log flume last night after I took her to Golden Corral.

by N.anno October 12, 2016

Power Logs

Ridiculously strong calves.

Jim: Sam tried to jump into the pool from the deck yesterday. Broke the boards.

Jack: DAYUM. Dude's got friggin' power logs, huh?

by Fireofury October 22, 2014

Clean log

The act of excreating a turd so cleanly no wiping is required

Guy:I just had the fattest clean log dude
Guy2: dats grim fam

by Clean log November 17, 2017

Air Log

When you rip a fart in a body of water and the bubbles roll up your back.

I just ripped an air log in my friends new hot tub.

by RevieBalls September 26, 2020

Log lut

A sultry woman who is only aroused by anal intercourse.

Did know Janine is a log lut?

booty slut woman

by Blarc September 20, 2016

log of legends

A Legendary defecation, not just Epic but possibly the most ultimate shit that gives 90+ marginal utility and the release of dopamine for many an hour. If you don’t feel the urge to share the event with a sibling it isn’t a Log of Legends.

Logs of Legends are laid by Champions in their quest for Nexus obliteration – make Nidalee proud, ya filthy animal!

Urban myth – eSport is a term coined by and stolen from a Lancastrian latrine when a patron of said latrine had passed a Log of Legends and was sat unwiped in blissful enjoyment of their own stench. Another patron entered the communal area and uttered the now immortal soliloquy – “ eee sport, what the fuck did tha ‘ave from th’kebab shop last night? ‘ave yer guts died and gone bad or is it…nah…maybe…a Log of Legends?” – just before dying from the WMD.

by Dogburster Big Bolox September 23, 2021