January 30

Boys named Aaron that are born on this day are the most handsome, kind, loving, perfect, and cutest boyfriends ever. i love you so much my handsome boy:) i hope you’re birthday was amazing <3

person 1: OMG ITS AARONS BIRTHDAY
person 2: IS HE BORN ON JANUARY 30?
person 1: YEAH
person 2: OMG! HE IS THE MOST HANDSOME BOYFRIEND EVER!!
person 1: :D

by anonymously written by me February 14, 2022

January 20

The day your miss her most

This day you sit at your bed and cry about her On January 20

Friend: hey wanna hangout today?
You: nah bro I’m just gonna stay home missing her
Friend: lonely ass loser

by I miss her. January 10, 2022

January 18

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 15th

January 15th- Look Your Name Up on Urban Dictionary Day

Person 1 : Hey, did you hear about January 15th?

Person 2: No, what is it?

by tylenol pain relief January 6, 2020

January sixth

Today is the day that you start to beat your meat. This means that you should have an orgasm today.

On January sixth I beat my meat.

by WankingOrg1 January 8, 2021

January 17th

Natinol kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day

Bf: january 17th is Natinol kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day!
Gf: really? Ok. What is it?
Bf: you just kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend

Then they kiss

by Riverdalefan5058 January 16, 2020

January 5

National kissing day

“Hey, it’s January 5th! Come kiss me!”
“Why?”

“Because on January 5th it’s National kissing day!”

by anonymous December 23, 2021