fourth-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's fourth-cousin.
2- Fourth-cousin's child.

fourth-cousin-once-removed.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

septuple-third-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and fourteen great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.

septuple-third-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

triple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and six great-great-great-grandparents in common.

Triple-fourth-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

Cousin fucking

The most popular pastime in Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Georgia, Oklahoma, Tennessee, West Virginia, and other parts of the Hillbilly South. Possibly Utah and Colorado too, but what the Mormons do behind closed doors is kind of unclassified. While you could fuck your cousins pretty much anywhere, even in California or New York, the flyover country has elevated it to an art form.

Crystal is a true born-and-bred Alabama girl. Although she lives in sunny California, she can't wait for Christmas vacations to visit her Deep South male cousins. All of them look forward to their turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, gravy, stuffing, and cranberry sauce, with plenty of moonshine and Banjo music. But the real main event is some deep-throated cousin fucking. Crystal actually hates gangbangs unless it involves all her favorite cousins.

"Thanks for inviting me on this road trip. Where we goin', playa'?"

"Alabama. I got family there."

"Do you have any hot, attractive cousins?"

"Hell yeah. How did you know that one? How about you?"

"You told me once. As a matter of fact, I have fam in Alabama too. All female cousins."

"That sounds terrific. Know what I'm thinking, bruh?"

"Of course, I know it. Let's do it, man."

"Let's do some cousin fucking"

"Just to be clear though. You fuck your cousin, and I do mine. Okay? We stay in our respective lanes."

"No problem, bro. Your cousin belongs to you and is off limits to me."

( fist bumps. Both boys singing "Sweet Home Alabama")

"What does that street sign say?"
"A.I.C.F. 5 miles."
"What does A.I.C.F. mean?"
"Alabama Institute of Cousin Fucking."

by Third World Sam December 19, 2024

first great-great-great-cousin-niece

First cousin's great-great-granddaughter.

My first great-great-great-cousin-niece is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

second-cousin-in-law

1- Second-cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's second-cousin.
3- 2C-in-law.

My second-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

cousin cousins

When inbreeding happened sometime in your recent family history and so now you have overlapping cousins (not 2nd cousins)

"Why my families lived in this county for 120 years. There didn't used to be that many people here, and were full red blooded Americans. Do you know what that means?"
"What?"
"I've got some cousin cousins"

by Obamanation2015 July 7, 2016