me: babe, you’re wetter than an otter pocket
her: oh yeah it’s because i just watched harry styles grammy performance
her: oh yeah it’s because i just watched harry styles grammy performance
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Get the Wetter than an otter’s pocket mug.The epitome of death. A profound state of deadness, where death is thorough and is firmly established.
To ascertain death at the top-most level, surpassing even a Kennedy's seemingly effortless ability to achieve it.
Exponentially Dead.
Deader than fried chicken.
Pretty freaking dead.
Can pertain to a person literally or figuratively to their career, chance of success, etc.; or to a place where no one goes; or to a thought or idea with no chance of acceptance.
To ascertain death at the top-most level, surpassing even a Kennedy's seemingly effortless ability to achieve it.
Exponentially Dead.
Deader than fried chicken.
Pretty freaking dead.
Can pertain to a person literally or figuratively to their career, chance of success, etc.; or to a place where no one goes; or to a thought or idea with no chance of acceptance.
"This place is Deader than a Kennedy"
"Probably because it's a shopping mall."
"Do you think Gruden will ever coach again?"
"No, he's Deader than a Kennedy to the NFL!"
"Probably because it's a shopping mall."
"Do you think Gruden will ever coach again?"
"No, he's Deader than a Kennedy to the NFL!"
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Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True
It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True
It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
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