Tits Mental

To go absolutley aff yer heid mental. Cuttin loose, wi nae regard for the consequences.
I cannae wait for the end of this lockdown pish; I'm gonna go absolutely tits mental.
by Bunyano March 28, 2021
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Larry's Tits

Big man-titties associated with a quality control manager named larry. These late went on to inspire a punk/rock/ska cover band by the name of "larry's tits" from cleveland. The band features 40oz. express on drums/vocals and Johnny alternative on guitar/vocals. Best known for their renditions of Velvet Underground's "Sweet Jane", Nirvana's "Molly's Lips", Sublime's "Badfish", and "Big Salty Tears" by the Ziggens.
Did you hear larry's tits playing at alice's fourth of July party?
Yea, tit's rule, especially the drummer.
Yea, he's my brother. Down with the establishment.
"too bad alice is a co-dependant enabler who frets too much"
Yea, maybe mick's cock will shut her up
by johnny alternative January 22, 2004
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sugar tits

A term Mel Gibson uses towards female police officers after being cited with a DUI.
Mel:What are you looking at sugar tits?!?!?!

by andrew4565765 July 31, 2006
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Tit Theory

'the tit-theory' states that when a male or females mammary glands are disturbed instant gratification is received by both the clutched and the touched, leading to the muscles on both ends of the mouth to flex uncontrollably.
even the hardest nigga on the block will react 'happily' even when he says 'he going to shoot you', when you apply the tit theory on him.
by Qaxoohit October 04, 2009
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tit taken

It is the same as a cock block but with girls. (n) When another girl prevents you from hooking up with a guy you had interest in.
Things were going really well until Julia was tit taken with my guy.
by Kalie Hamil March 04, 2010
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what the tits

When you want to say "what the fuck" but you are always thinking about tits on some subsconscious level, and as such, you say "what the tits" instead.

Also use: Why the tits? Who the tits? Tits the tits?
Jennifer, you ate all the rice! WHAT THE TITS??!
by Freddizle fo' Shizzle April 28, 2016
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tits in a tangle

When an individual is upset for a stupid fucking reason.
"Brenda went and got her tits in a tangle when she spilled her pumpkin spice latte on her Ugg boots."
by MommaFox December 02, 2014
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