country sit down

a nice long poop, there's nothing better than a good old country sit down
On saturday morning Johnny like to read the newspaper during a good old country sit down on his porcelain throne.
by confederationnn November 02, 2014
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Country Delight

Claims to sell milk but actually does the job of an alarm clock. Wakes you up every morning even before even your dad wakes up so you don't get to hear 'beta jaldi uthoge toh hi tarakki karoge'.

Also, occasionally behaves like mom and says 'beta doodh pee le, tera favourite wala laya hai'.
Kya aapne Country Delight ka doodh peeya hai?
by noddy1000 November 24, 2021
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Country pearls

Country pearls is what you call that line of dirt that accumulates around your neck when you're filthy. You go for a run and don't shower for three days. You work outside and don't shower often you build a ring of dirt
Look at this guy's country pearls he obviously hasn't showered in a while.
by Nodose November 05, 2023
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Country Scared

When your out in the country and you realize if something happened and you called for help no one would hear it.
"Man we was out in the sticks past thorn hill so far I started to get country scared"
by Rural Bender Ray January 17, 2023
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Country creme

When you fill a cowboy hat with cum and put it on your girlfriends head and she says yee haw
Country Biggs 1: hey Billy me any margerie did that country creme last night then I have her the Swiss miss

Billy: sounds like a party to me mind if I have a taste .... yee haw
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It's a free country

Karen: "P-Please stop beating my child with a baseball bat!"
Sigma male: "It's a free country, I can do whatever I want!"
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