salad blasted

to use a plunging motion or blasting motion with the tongue into the rectum

I saw some gay guy being salad blasted in the club bathroom

by Tmoneylolbitch August 7, 2016

furnace blast

When you have a boiling hot fart ready to blow, but when you attempt to perform a Dutch Oven diarrhea comes out and your significant other gets covered in your brown slushy goodness.

Hey dude, last night I accidentally furnace blasted my wife, she was pissed!

by death180 September 8, 2015

donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.

"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.

by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017

snoffle blasted

When you sneeze inside someone's pooper hole

I snoffle blasted inside this chicks pooper hole at this banger last night while she tickled my balls.

by Pooper holes July 13, 2016

Thot-blasted

To expose to thot like behavior

Damn daniel you bout get thot-blasted wearin those white vans.

by Yoin March 2, 2018

Boise Blast

Masturbating with the use of porcupine quills.

Sean need to go hunt a porcupine so he could Boise Blast for 4th of July.

by Offsprnblack June 20, 2025

Elbow blast

The sexual act of ramming your elbow in the recipient’s ass or vagina until your hand is the only thing you can see.

Me and Tyrone elbow blasted each other last night

by Lil dirty Pablo December 1, 2025