Green Mountain Swamp Hunt

While taking a rowboat through the southern marshes of Lake Champlain, bend a mud cricket over the bow of the boat and fuck her while snorting maple syrup off her back. The goal is to shoot as many muskrats as possible before nutting

Man, I took the ol' lady on a Green Mountain Swamp Hunt yesterday. Ethan Allen would be so proud

by Endlessecho May 17, 2021

swamp donkey

a swamp donkey is a lazy or slow person who likes winking at people of the same sex.

she is such a swampdonkey pitchin woo on the job and not keepin up

by big e October 21, 2003

Swamp Giddy

Inner happiness and wholesomeness that is unattainable.

- "Do you remember that time we were camping with all our friends"

- "yes, it was very swamp giddy"

by sczm August 18, 2024

bog swamp

usually when a kid pool is filled with cigarettes or old cigard

you are always in your bog swamp you smell horrible!

by murkybuttcheek September 7, 2024

Swamp-tubing

Swamp-tubing is when you suck a fart out of somebody’s anus

Last night Chad went swamp-tubing with Ryleigh

by Bostonrob41 November 19, 2024

swamp shit torpedo

someone in the act of thrusting their green spray-painted penis inside of a pregnant woman's asshole

yeah, he also swamp shit torpedo'd me last night. *other person* wow how beautiful!

by george droyd December 11, 2024

Swamp donkey cats

Dirty stank ass bitches that don’t run a rag thru it before they have another one all up in it and fuck with other bitches men

These swamp donkey cats looking like Christie

by #bigglo June 27, 2025