Swag Reduction

A medical procedure intended for reducing the levels of swag present in the patient.

I hope they put me under for my swag reduction tomorrow, I can't stand to seem them takin off my J's!

Guy one: "I want to get a swag reduction"

Guy 2: "You can't have too much swag!"

Guy 1: "All men are pigs! All they care about is how many gold chains I can carry on my chest, and it's hurting my back!"

by soundless scream May 7, 2017

Swag Mackerel

A man who is WAY too ugly to have the confidence that he does. Most likely well-hung, rich, or both.

He is way too ugly to pick up so many ladies. Swag Mackerel!!!!

by Wamz705 April 18, 2016

swag bath

a bath with bubbles or a bath bomb

shut up im not going to take another swag bath!

by pussyowner123456 February 3, 2017

Swag Whale

In the hood of New York City they use this word to refer to fat gangsters

O yea, he is one Swag Whale

by Leroy Jenkens February 7, 2017

Sir Swag

A person who is very swag or swaggy, regardless of age, gender, height or name. An utmost compliment of high respect.

Hey, what should I call you?
You can call me Sir Swag.

by Pogmasterofindiscerniblegender December 11, 2020

Cock-swag

cock-swag is bling for the cock. Shiny jewlery.

"oh nice cock-swag mate." "thanks i got it yesterday from the store"

by cock-swag-man December 28, 2020

Swag Swap

Changing an article of clothing to better fit the situation

“Wait we’re going to a fancy restaurant? I’m in sweats. Let me borrow some clothes I need to swag swap”

by Wave Dilson January 16, 2021