Swag Reduction

A medical procedure intended for reducing the levels of swag present in the patient.

I hope they put me under for my swag reduction tomorrow, I can't stand to seem them takin off my J's!

Guy one: "I want to get a swag reduction"

Guy 2: "You can't have too much swag!"

Guy 1: "All men are pigs! All they care about is how many gold chains I can carry on my chest, and it's hurting my back!"

by soundless scream May 7, 2017

Swag Mackerel

A man who is WAY too ugly to have the confidence that he does. Most likely well-hung, rich, or both.

He is way too ugly to pick up so many ladies. Swag Mackerel!!!!

by Wamz705 April 18, 2016

swag bath

a bath with bubbles or a bath bomb

shut up im not going to take another swag bath!

by pussyowner123456 February 3, 2017

Swag Whale

In the hood of New York City they use this word to refer to fat gangsters

O yea, he is one Swag Whale

by Leroy Jenkens February 7, 2017

LGoony Swag

The term "LGoony Swag" was introduced by the German rapper LGoony.
It describes a certain style associated with the rapper, including high value items and luxury goods.

Holy shit, he really got the LGoony Swag.

by Phorkyz April 19, 2020

Swag Flip

The act of completely leaving the skateboard and plowing your body into the fucking ground in a totally bodacious manor.

Gilbert: Yo I just did a swag flip!
Thorp: That was real and absolute swag!

by reallycoolguy April 22, 2020

Swag Nips

When something is very cool.

Your new car is swag nips, bro.

by Booboo1900 August 24, 2020