suicide olymics

Everyone is always participating. The goal of suicide olympics is to die in the most ridiciolous way possible or in a way so that you get remembered by your peers.

However there are rules. You cannot kill yourself in order to die. If you do so you are banned form ever participating again.

John: "Did you hear from Bill this week?"

Mike: "Yes he just learned about the suicide olymics."
John: "What's that"

by Djiddi5 October 7, 2019

Suicide Belly

When your stomach hangs out over you waist, similar to a muffin top, but frontward facing

He’s been working on his fitness so his suicide belly has gone away

by OGCreed January 28, 2022

Unfounded Suicide

A suicide that seems to particularly lack a point.

Your way to say to God "You can't give me a pay rise, I quit

"He was just promoted" "Yeah, It seemed like a bit of an unfounded suicide."

by Eddeezy September 28, 2009

Suicide

Suicide is a very serious thing that a lot of people don’t take seriously. I have heard. Lots of people say that it is the selfish thing to do when you’re depressed but it’s not. The people who say this type of stuff are real jerks. If you feel alone your not their are a lot of people who will help if you are going through a hard time, take me for example just recently I have been dealing with suicidal thoughts but i did the right thing to do and called the suicide hotline to help and knew it was the right thing to do and I just want you to know depression doesn’t go away it stays with you for the rest of you life but their are people that can help you deal with this and make those thoughts gradually go away.And please if your are harming your self or having suicidal thoughts please reach out somebody and know your not alone

Eric:i feel like I want to kill my self

Bob: oh I didn’t know
Eric: it’s ok
Bob: it’s not I’m going to call someone to help you
Eric: I can’t afford that!
Bob: don’t worry about that I just want you to get better
Eric: ok
Suicide: the feeling of one wanting to end their own life

by Eric_smith24 February 21, 2024

Suicidal apathy

Coined by frank while spitting the truth and a future forecast for another, loving to the sun is suicide for you he predicted most correctly of all. Pay incentive comps everywhere.

If you fall in love with my son it will be suicidal apathy for you; the remains and aftermath never add up to equality.

by FrnkieaSpitz January 29, 2025

Suicide

Hey. You might be feeling unwell right now. Y'know what? That's understandable. I understand that you feel unwell right now. Something may have happened to you, or somebody else. You might not even know why you feel upset, but I just want you to know that I want you to find a way. It's okay if you sit down for a little while in the mist and cry. It's okay if you feel like you want to stop the pain that fills you every single day. But I want you to know that this mist you are surrounded in is against you. You don't deserve to have anything against you. I don't even know you, nor will I ever, but I know that every single human being on this tiny yet amazing planet deserves to live. More than 700 000 people die of Suicide a year. The people of this world don't deserve that. Forget about all the bad things, forget about all the good things if you feel as if you need to, and just try to move on. You are strong. You are being very brave right now. You do what you feel, but if some random stranger on the internet decides you're a worthy being, that's gotta say something, right?

You can jump out of the mist.

If you wish to speak to somebody, try to find your area Suicide helpline. Find an online chat space. Speak to somebody you trust at home, school or somewhere else. You are doing amazing so far.

by justheretosupport July 29, 2021

suicide spliff

a spliff with so much tobacco in it, only a suicidal person would smoke it

"u okay bro?"
"yeah, i'm just smoking on this suicide spliff."

by deadgoose69 November 3, 2019