stoned as a rock

When you penis is harder than hard.

Alex: Hey your penis is hard.
Drew: Yeah, it's stoned as a rock!

by solutionitis November 21, 2021

Stoned out

When you are so stoned you zone out, and minutes feel like hours

I listened to my music and stoned out

by Goneandghosting September 26, 2022

Stoned Woken/Awaken

Stoned Woken is for the cannabis movement, where someone smokes weed and has coffee to make them awake for the phrase Stoned Woken or Stoned Awaken

Him: What did you do today.
Me: I stoned woken/awaken and made some art.

by 420-Guy June 1, 2018

Stone

a fat fag thats usually a blonde thats bad at sports and annoys the hell out of people. He likes all the girls but cant get any pussy. Hes very bad at sex and makes it uncomfortable and awkward. None of his friends like him but they have sympothy.

Dang stones a hoe and annoys us to death.

by H0oes699 March 7, 2019

The Stone Seal

Li snort sun<> the stone seal

the stone seal is another

by MineOwedWu's June 13, 2021

Flinch Stone

A Flinch Stone is someone who usualy flinched whe something is coming towards them. They will try to block their face or what ever part is trying to be hit in a quick, cowardly way. The name is a play on words and is supposed to sound like the Flint Stones, like the old cartoon. If someone flinched a lot you can say "how many flinch stone gummies did you eat today!?". (The gummies part is like flint stone vitamins.)

Person 1: Pretends to hit person 2*
Person 2: Flinches*
Person 1: "Ahhh, flinch stones right here! How may flinch stone vitamins did you take today?"

by Lamb sauce l o c a t e d January 30, 2021

stone sack

A stoner so brain fried that they're about as useful as a sack of stones

"Wow, Nancy sure has turned into a stone sack."

by Lowkey.cat July 26, 2017