A Toxic Steamer is when you conjure a massive shit while at work or in school. During a steamer it feels like pyrotechnics going off in your asshole and it leads to paint coming off of the walls.
Terry was at work and took a toxic steamer in the shitter. While in the shitter it felt like fireworks going off in his asshole. When he got in the shitter the walls were white, when he left they were yellow.
by TheMassiveShitter July 26, 2025
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Girl 1: My boyfriend was drunk last night and convinced me to let him do a barnet steamer
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Get the Simple Steamer mug.Much like its cousin the well known Cleveland Steamer. It incorporates a viscous substance on one’s chest. Do to the eclectic natives of this quaint small MO town’s consumption of their vitamin methamphetamine as well as the proximity to centrally located prison. It has become quite the pastime of this fine all American town that in an act of passion one might vomit on either their own chest or their unwilling sexual participants. Once a fine layer of emesis has formed while still hot to the other person or thing then will provide what is better known as the la cerise sur le gâteau!
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“The inmates are in isolation after the guards caught them doing the ol pacific steamer”
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“Was getting gas at the circle k and witnessed a pacific steamer by the car was”
“The inmates are in isolation after the guards caught them doing the ol pacific steamer”
“Pacific steamer in a Walmart parking lot, and they kids is how I met your mother!”
“The inmates are in isolation after the guards caught them doing the ol pacific steamer”
“Pacific steamer in a Walmart parking lot, and they kids is how I met your mother!”
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