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Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs was the former CEO of Apple Inc, and one of the founders of DreamWorks animation. He died a few days before the iPhone 4s was released back in October of 2011.
steve jobs was a great CEO of Apple before he died.
by MasterCobra September 21, 2019
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Steve

A incredibly attractive man who definitely gets bitches
Sup Steve”
Thanks man
by JoeFromLigma May 18, 2022
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Steve wilks once more updated

A fucking booty ass coach for the bloody Carolina Panthers who's ass cannot hold down a single fuckin job because of his poor ass predictability this wanker most likely uses all the Madden rookie mode plays to coach American football to adults. It's baffling ti know that people keep giving him a bloody job and think he's a good coach he once became the head coach of the fucking aricoma cardbirdies but went 3-16 like a fucking idiot he is ge tried coaching the Browns but was very unsuccessful he then tried to coach for Missouri but most likely got fired for his incompetence no one should trust this muppet
Steve wilks once more updated:

Ari: yo we hired a very good new head coach to replace the legend Bruce Arians
(Everyone cheers and celebrates)

(1 year later)

3-13 you fuckin idiot?? Get the fuck out of here you bloody wanker don't come back er hate you and never want to see you again

(6 months later)

The Browns: (hire Steve) yea we got a great defensive mind and coach to help lead us to victory

(After the season) Steve you fuckin bitch why don't you call better defensive plays you jackass? Stop calling Madden rookie mode plays and get your ass out of here

*2 years later*

University of Missouri: hire Steve wilks

All the athletes: cries in terror

After the season: damn not even a NFL coach can help win us any games did you see the film that idiot played in practice? All Madden highlights on rookie mode what a bloody fucking pathetic idiot I'm glad coach is getting fired on Friday

(2022) the Panthers: *hire Steve wilks*

*The City of Carolina* (riot and start screaming in confusion)

the rest of us: it must be Steve wilks bloody ass again
by Bleeding guns July 30, 2022
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Steve drunk

When your drunk turns into a toddler and makes inappropriate sexual references.
All my female colleagues at work won’t talk to me because I got Steve drunk at the Holiday party.
by leesah December 20, 2017
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Minecraft Steve

Actually the biggest chad out there. He is two meters tall, can break trees with his bare hands, went to hell, came back in search for a hidden stronghold, then defeated a dragon from another dimension.

Also sometimes picks flowers.
“Yo, have you played Minecraft?”
“Yeah, of course. Here it is.”
“Why’s your skin the basic Steve skin?”
“Because he’s a chad.”
“Wow Minecraft Steve is so cool.”
by Vee the Fashion Enthusiast November 30, 2022
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Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs has recently passed away from a disease known as Ligma. Ligma is a deadly disease along with Etma, Sugma, and Puten, all from the originated source Candice
"Yo, did you hear how Steve Jobs died of Ligma?"
"what's Ligma?"
by sethishot69420 April 30, 2023
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Steve Maggotgate

A very rare being, one with a maggot or small penis. his homosexuality keeps him going as it is so strong. He is willing to do anything for other men.
Hey look over there its Steve Maggotgate

Watch out, he might penetrate your ass!
by Anonymous. N December 20, 2008
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