hey you lurkey turkey slut. it's HOEvember. you know what that means? time to gobble gobble gobble on a big ol dick. back in 1492, our main bitch Christopher Columbus and those slutty pilgrims had to cum to America in search of new dicks to suck. recite this to 10 of your sluttiest pilgrim bitches or you won't get any gravy this year. get told this by 5 friends and you're a mashed potato hoe.
by SunkenShips January 26, 2016
Get the Turkey Slutmug.
Get the Crumb Slutmug. by Top shaaaga June 11, 2021
Get the Hackney Slutmug. "I'm a slut for chili."
"You can see he's a food slut."
"I'm not promiscuous, but I'd be a slut for pizza."
"You can see he's a food slut."
"I'm not promiscuous, but I'd be a slut for pizza."
by Choco_late December 19, 2018
Get the Food slutmug. The upgraded version of a Sneaky Link.
The Sneaky Link has graduated into the Personal Slut and now occasionally lives in the same residence as the partner.
The Sneaky Link has graduated into the Personal Slut and now occasionally lives in the same residence as the partner.
by Sneaky Sage October 7, 2021
Get the Personal Slutmug. noun: A person who sunbathes while scantily clad on any large plot of grass, especially on a university campus.
verb: to engage in the act of sunbathing while scantily clad on a lawn.
verb: to engage in the act of sunbathing while scantily clad on a lawn.
It's such a nice day. I bet there are a ton of lawn sluts outside.
The sun's coming out. What do you say we do some lawn slutting over in the park.
The sun's coming out. What do you say we do some lawn slutting over in the park.
by dankcreator June 10, 2009
Get the Lawn Slutmug. A female or females who allow / trade sexual or perverse activities for a preferably freshly caught salmon.
Gee dad we sure did catch alot of salmon today do you think if we see any salmon sluts on the way home we can trade one of the smaller ones?
by Fitswell dick 916 November 27, 2020
Get the salmon slutmug.