sloppy top hat

The top hat you wear while receiving oral sex.

I went over to your girl's house and I was wearing my sloppy top hat.

by ExiledZephy January 2, 2017

sloppy Becky

When a girl named Becky promises to ride you hard and her fat ass just sits there. So you throw her off with her pants off in the middle of a corn field.

I had to sloppy Becky that bitch

by Absofuckinglutly April 2, 2020

Sloppy Joe Rogan

When a guy takes a dump in a girl's hand and she then jerks him off with that hand using the poop as lube.

I paid this hooker $100 to give me a sloppy Joe Rogan last night.

by Stee Fornera January 10, 2007

Hot n sloppy

Hot dog and sloppy joe together on a hot dog roll

I ate a hot n sloppy with ketchup and mustard at the barbeque.

by redsoxtimmy September 9, 2011

Mega Sloppy Dallas

When someone give you a sloppy Dallas with Mega Dallas Dip in their mouth.

Doo: “suck my dick bitch”
McNasty: “only if I can give you a Mega sloppy Dallas”

Soup: “Potato Turd”

by I’m Soap -_- October 15, 2020

sloppy sock puppet

when you engage in protected sexual intercourse with a woman and when you ejaculate you turn the condom inside out and fist the shit out of her with the condom on your hand.

last night for my birthday

my girlfriend let me give her a sloppy sock puppet.

by dickweed69 October 11, 2014

sloppy gina

MT <-- from Queen's. He's a sloppy gina.

"WOW! MT's such a sloppy gina! GIANT LABIA!"

by Mr. Tso April 21, 2004