A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason, far more than the average simp.
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification from women, when there is a clear 0% chance.
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female that they come across.
•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason, far more than the average simp.
•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification from women, when there is a clear 0% chance.
•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female that they come across.
You know Harry Pearson, he is pretty much the CEO of simp the way he licks out that girl
Did you hear about that kid who lost all his mates for some pum. Legit CEO of simp
Did you hear about that kid who lost all his mates for some pum. Legit CEO of simp
by u456789123741852963 June 3, 2020
Get the CEO of simpmug. A male who is literally a pussy magnet yet refuses to take action upon his super power. This man makes women leave snail trails yet he denies them and goes home and sits alone in his room staring at his wall.
"I am going to have to say no to having sex with you, sorry."
"Wow you are such an Anti-Simp. It's fine I think you're ugly."
"Wow you are such an Anti-Simp. It's fine I think you're ugly."
by Hovis Breed December 28, 2021
Get the Anti-Simpmug. when a person takes a fit which is that of pathetic and over something simple. aka. andymac, che and lewis after having a nibbles.
by lewis1234 December 24, 2008
Get the simp fitmug. Refers to an individual (usually a male) who is in a relationship with another individual (usually a female). This person is a huge simp but will do whatever it takes to hide that side of themself from everyone. Acts tough with a hardshell but deep down simps for their significant other.
"Jeff is such a hardo, buddy a straight cold hearted savage. Doesn't get pushed around ever by his girl"
*When alone with his girl, Jeff is a huge pushover closet simp*
*When alone with his girl, Jeff is a huge pushover closet simp*
by YungJazzers July 8, 2020
Get the Closet Simpmug. by CrungleChugger97 November 5, 2021
Get the sarvente simpmug. A guy who pretends to be a girl on online games to garner affection and more importantly, loot from simps trying to win him (her) over.
"Yo dog, Jimmy was pretending to be a girl on CoD the other day to get guns and ammo." "Jimmy's a simp farmer"
by Cul Gi July 24, 2020
Get the Simp Farmermug. gay ass nigga that likes dick the ass while texting back less than 10 seconds. With the names of. (Jaylen) ect.
by jaylen is a bitch May 9, 2020
Get the dirty simpmug.