Anti-Simp

A male who is literally a pussy magnet yet refuses to take action upon his super power. This man makes women leave snail trails yet he denies them and goes home and sits alone in his room staring at his wall.

"I am going to have to say no to having sex with you, sorry."

"Wow you are such an Anti-Simp. It's fine I think you're ugly."

by Hovis Breed December 28, 2021

simp fit

when a person takes a fit which is that of pathetic and over something simple. aka. andymac, che and lewis after having a nibbles.

For fucksake!!!! *throws food over wall because it is finished*- this is a simp fit

by lewis1234 April 02, 2007

hudsen is a simp

hes a simp to pokimaine he wants to rub is money all over pokimaine and suck the life out of her. and hes donated his life savings to see pokimaines lips move while she reads the donation.

hudsen is a simp means hudsen wants to fuck the living out of pokimaine

by hudsen is a simp June 10, 2020

major simp

Idubbbz. That is what it means basically.

Eeeeeee! Udubs is major simp.

by Stickyboi100 May 13, 2020

sarvente simp

somebody who simps for a nun in mid-fight masses named sarvente, also known as "complete dumbasses"

person 1: I want to fuck sarvente so badly~

me: get out of here you sarvente simp.

by CrungleChugger97 November 05, 2021

Simp Farmer

A guy who pretends to be a girl on online games to garner affection and more importantly, loot from simps trying to win him (her) over.

"Yo dog, Jimmy was pretending to be a girl on CoD the other day to get guns and ammo." "Jimmy's a simp farmer"

by Cul Gi July 24, 2020

Catboy simp

Is a bisexual male who is extremely submissive and obsessed with earthbound/mother as well as having a bisexual girlfriend.

Hahah he’s a Catboy simp

by Dark ham September 13, 2021