by KreyZ420 August 7, 2024

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 1, 2025

someone tryna shoot their shot via insta or snap story by replying to intended person's story with the same song on theirs w/ a caption.
Girls story: *drake best i ever had remix ft. nicki minaj*
''Cause baby, you my everything, you all I ever wanted
We could do it real big, bigger than you ever done it'
Guys story: *same song as hers*
'Cause she hold me down every time I hit her up
When I get right, I promise that we gon' live it up'
e.g 2
Guy: How do I get her to notice me
friend 1: give her flowers
friend 2: nah story-shooting is better make sure its ha favourite song
friend 2: they love ice spice.
guy: no way im posting ice spice.
''Cause baby, you my everything, you all I ever wanted
We could do it real big, bigger than you ever done it'
Guys story: *same song as hers*
'Cause she hold me down every time I hit her up
When I get right, I promise that we gon' live it up'
e.g 2
Guy: How do I get her to notice me
friend 1: give her flowers
friend 2: nah story-shooting is better make sure its ha favourite song
friend 2: they love ice spice.
guy: no way im posting ice spice.
by bloodymemojisho February 22, 2023

When you shoot a 1000 yard round in your living room despite continued advice not to because you’re a drunk retard.
Did you guys hear about the guy that used the Canadian shooting range to test his new gun and shot through the wall killing the family dog?
by bmf85 December 6, 2022

by dirtydrinkerofstuff100 February 18, 2009

Man 1 - Hey man! Would you like a fruit shoot (type of drink)?
Man 2 - Nah, but I'd like a fruity shoot.
Man 2 - Nah, but I'd like a fruity shoot.
by yuy99 April 19, 2021

Jake: isn’t that your crush over there?
Ethan: oh yeah that is.
Jake: it’s national shoot your day go do it.
Ethan: bet I’m gonna go do it rn
Ethan: oh yeah that is.
Jake: it’s national shoot your day go do it.
Ethan: bet I’m gonna go do it rn
by •_•_ September 2, 2021
