Salty

To be mad, angry, or upset and jealous at the same time.

Why are you so salty?

by n00bm45t3r69 June 8, 2019

Salty

When you start sucking dick and pretending to be gay cuz girls wont sleep with you. Aka Dumpass Gonzi.

Gonzalo leave her gay brother alone and stop being so salty that she wont sleep with you.

by WHunger March 2, 2019

salty chris

A gay faggot with no friends

Chris thought he had friends all of them thought he was gay and a salty chris

by 1357445Jimmie February 20, 2018

Salty

'Salty' Used widely in the gaming community to describe people like Mark Warmington. Very bitter. angry or annoyed about:
- Losing a game
- Taking Banter badly
- Reading the definition and not like the original draft

Definition: To be annoyed angry or Hard done bye.

Mark: "I cant' believe I lost that, you know I deserved to win that!"
James:"Somebodies SALTTTTTYYY!!"

"that is very salty

by Jimalin April 10, 2019

Salty Swirly

when someone ejaculates in the toilet and the other person sticks their head in and consumes the cum putting them in a salty suprise trance while the person is getting the swirly they are getting fucked.

Joe Schum gave out a Salty Swirly to all the boys and they said it was real tasty.

by Fucklittlegirls 69 April 16, 2024

Salty C

When you ejaculate into an asshole, add salt and lime, and then giving them a rim job. Have a shot of tequila after

Damn bro, I thought margaritas were good until i tried a Salty C

by Captian C November 30, 2021

Salty Canal

Having sex with your girlfriend while she has a yeast infection.

Bro, I totally took a swim down the salty canal!

by Iloveturtlesjustbecause August 14, 2016