boiling tea pot

Gargling of the ball sack when tea bagging

“The girl I was with last night gargled my balls, it was sick.”

“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”

by ToniToni-monsta December 18, 2020

POTS

What you yell at a bad driver when you're tired of always yelling "STOP!"

Tina: POTS! You're going to hit that white truck!
Nadia: Ahh, oh my God!

by Missdew January 22, 2014

Pot Pocket

When you have recently carried marijuana in your pocket and there are now many fragments left behind.

The result of such event as follows;

1) loose buds with out a bag
2) packed bowl in pocket
3) loose scraps of weed that used to be some dank leaf

"dammit, i just realized that i should've brought a plastic bag because now i have Pot Pocket"

by tree luver June 17, 2012

Robert Gumbo Pot

When a man has explosive diarrhea inside of a Gumbo Pot and throws it into a body of water.

Hunter:Dad did you really just shit in that brand new Gumbo Pot?
Robert:Yes I had to let it loose son.
Hunter:Mom don't use that Robert Gumbo Pot!!

by Ethyn_Bordelon69420 April 16, 2024

tosh pot

A old British word for stupid ,ass ,idiot , pice of shit,dick head and fucker. I believe :)

Your the biggest TOSH POT i ever knew.

by Ilovedracotothemoonandback November 15, 2020

Jack-pot

Da "motherlode" of weed-plants dat da hill-climbing male teenager located and shared wif Jill, causing said vagina-equipped hiking-companion to disregard biological common sense and agree to "do something" wif her fellow climber of small mountains, and then become a "little mother" as a result.

In da modern-day parody on da super-famous Mother Goose rhyme, Jill may indeed have felt like she'd "hit da Jack-pot" when her "neck and giblets"-possessing walking-chum showed her da patch of Mary Jane dat he'd been cultivating, but she sure-as-shootin' didn't feel so lucky a short while after said horny stud had inserted one of said located-between-his-legs implements into her love-tunnel, when her abdomen started to swell!

by QuacksO February 25, 2023

Crock Pot Pussy

Wen u tell yo woman to wear somdin nice, and have dinner ready when yo azz get home. All day she gets dat azz ready slow cookin ready to burst. Unwrap dat fine azz and the juice is flown

Marquise - "yo bitch have dat azz ready tonight black dress I like chitlins n gravy"

Leshonda - "aight boo I got you I'ma Crock Pot my kitty"

Crock Pot Pussy

by D.J.pu$$ June 18, 2023