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Politicians

No different than people who sit around and argue with people on reddit. And I'm pretty you've been sitting around playing golf and going to cocktail parties so you aren't in a position judge some 35 year old living of HIS PARENTS AND NOT THE TAX PAYERS
Hym "Because AS POLITICIANS you are necessarily LIVING OFF THE TAX PAYERS YOU RETARDED FILTH. Being a politician is nothing more than retiring early but controlling other people's like and then siphoning off their labor into your own bank account and laughing about it while you use that tax money to commit insider trading and NOW... GET YOU CONSTITUENCIES KIDS KILLED! Great joke shithead!"
by Hym Iam July 3, 2025
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Political Scrapers

Individuals who align with politicians not to serve the citizens, but to scrape up benefits, contracts, or crumbs from the political table.
Political Scrapers

"You think he cares about the masses? He's just another political scraper!"
by Boss MerRy July 23, 2025
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Politick

A person whose identity is shaped by political media, latching onto outrage like a blood sucking tick
Someone called me a fascist just because I said 'Fuck liberals' under a Reddit post, what a politick
by buttfart33 July 24, 2025
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Political

Something that is idiotically self-democratized, corrupted and destroyed from the inside to the benefit of some and determent of others.
You: "Oh, when did this world become so political"
You: "oh"
by Jacob Vilianas August 8, 2025
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Political Person

A person who is so fucking inbred and dense, they have to bring up politics even when the topic at hand, doesn't even fucking remotely relate to politics.

Usualy in the comment section of an Instagram or TikTok post, pulling the most bullshit reason out of their ass about how Trump is at fault for a car accident in Georgia, or natural disaster in a different fucking country.

This person usually doesn't have friends, due to the fact they make politics and hating Trump their whole personality. They also lack empathy towards mainly Democratic people, and/or say stupid, rude, or threatening things to people, because of their fucking political opinion. They are also genuinely the most miserable people to be around.
News - "Breaking news tonight a 5 year old girl has died in a crash on I-95 in Georgia"

Political Person - "Uhhhg, this would never have happened if Trump wasn't president"

Normal Person - "Can you shut the fuck up dude! Why the fuck do you blame Trump for fucking everything? And go take a shower, you smell like ass!"
by Urban_Alien_69 August 25, 2025
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Political Bias

Favoring a side of the political spectrum unfairly. Basically, all definitions on UD about politics, institutions, parties, etc.
Curious Carter: Hmm.. I wonder what liberalism means

Definitely Not Biased Definition: Liberalism is common sense! Conservatives suck! Blah blah blah

Curious Carter: Well that doesn’t help at all. This is Political Bias!

2nd Example

Curious Carter: I wonder what DOGE is..

Definitely Not Biased Definition: DOGE is the best thing to happen to murica! They’re the best no matter what!

Curious Carter: Why is it all Political Bias?
by very not pro person August 30, 2025
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Political Tragedy

A political stunt/figure resulting in failure, serious/backfiring consequences, or pointless inconvenience
Russia declaring war on Ukraine was a political tragedy
No free healthcare? That's a political tragedy
George Bush was a political tragedy
This bill the politicians put in recently is gonna be a political tragedy
The United Kingdom is a political tragedy in itself
by mart60 October 10, 2025
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