jerk-off

Person who only think about doing stuff but never gets his thumb out of his ass and does it. A jerk-off.

07:17 <u{s}e{r}> raskolnikov is a very unbefitting nickname, you should be called joedouche or joejerk-off instead
07:19 <Raskolnikov> u{s}e{r}: I killed a Jew once, that's why
07:19 <Raskolnikov> OK, I didn't actually kill her... But I thought about it

by [u]{s}[e]{r} July 12, 2011

beat off

1. to defend ones self against an attack
2. to wank somebody off

dave: if two blokes attacked you would you beat them off?
janet: yes i would beat them both off

by adam h March 01, 2005

jacking off

Jacking off is when you take your hand, and grab your cock like there is no freaking tomorrow, make sure you have a firm grip! Move your hand up and down and up and down again and again, if you do it right and long enough, you'll ejaculate all over. Sometimes you want to eat some, so you do. I do it like 3 times a day, and sometimes I'm dry by night, but I love it so much, too bad I can't reach down to give myself a blowjob!

I was jacking off in the bathroom at school and it went "thump, thump, thump" until it just all came out and I was relieved that I let go of my seed.

by Takisha January 01, 2006

blunt off

a competition where multiple blunts are rolled and smoked to determine who rolls the best.

Although Jimmy rolls a fine blunt piece, I had to vote for Gavin's entry in the blunt off.

by bluntman 420 December 28, 2008

on and off relationship

two people who talk one day then dont another. they stop talking then immediately go back to talking

taylor and moses have an on and off relationship

by mollynpercosets April 09, 2017

jacking off

rubbing a smooth long cock up and down and all over, usually using some type of lubricant and usually while looking at chicks getting fucked. after jacking off, you cum all over your own hand.

i love jacking off and then coming in your mothers mouth

by loves2jack May 26, 2004

Off the Rail

When a client at a strip club cheaps out and doesn't sit at the rail, but back far enough that he can see everything without having to tip, thus spawning the term: off the rail

Stripper to another: I wish they would ban that perv, all he does is pay the door charge, nurse one drink for like 2 hours and sit off the rail so he doesn't have to tip. What a loser.

by sarasplayroom.com November 10, 2009