My parents "apologized" for my childhood abuse, but then explained why it was all my fault. They threw me an olive raisin.
by Wifflepuff May 23, 2021
Get the Olive raisinmug. to unnecessarily venture into a previously meaningless side character's very specific personal backstory to the point of devoting your heart deeply to them and their well-being that the main story line is almost forgotten
by grossboiclub May 31, 2021
Get the olivermug. an unattractively skinny girl or woman who lacks curvature or a developed body. A distinction should be made between "slim and shapely" and slim and slim. An olive oil would be in the latter group.
All she does is cardio, Pilates, and fat reduction drugs that make her look like an olive oil, no azz, no legs, no body of any kind. Please someone help her.
by Sheilee August 17, 2025
Get the Olive Oilmug. by bill.clintons.big.toe November 27, 2021
Get the olivermug. The perfect boyfriend, an Oliver is funny, sweet, kind, and attractive. Has a sweet nature and gives off a feeling of security. I should know, i have an Oliver.
Me: i got a boyfriend!!!!!!
My friends: who??
Me: oliver.
My friends: lucky!!!
Oliver: whassup ladies?!?!
Me and my friends: er...
My friends: who??
Me: oliver.
My friends: lucky!!!
Oliver: whassup ladies?!?!
Me and my friends: er...
by lone wolf 1010 December 21, 2019
Get the Olivermug. Oliver is the most amazing man you will ever meet. He is a 6”2, dirty blonde- brownish hair, hazel eyed piece of sexiness. He is so loving, kind, caring, passionate about what he does. I’m so thankful to have met someone like him. He truly means so much to me. It’s so good knowing I can be my true self around his presence and he accepts me as I truly am.
He doesn’t judge and even though I have flaws, , can be an absolute annoying fuck he still loves me the way I am. I have learned so many things from him and have grown so much as a person thanks to him. I’m so lucky to have him in my life and it makes it that much better when you know the person you love feels the exact same way about you. You don’t have to force anything, change yourself for that person because there’s no need to with Oliver.
He is so warm, kind and patient. It truly means the world to me to know that he is in my life and that no matter what happens I know he will always be in my life.
I hope I have the same effect that he does on me because I truly am appreciative of the way he treats me daily. He goes above and beyond to prove his love towards me and I am so beyond thankful for that.
One thing I absolutely love about us is how we get each other’s dirty fucked up sense of humour. It makes things more easier and our conversations flow. Oliver is the type to listen but never judge and I love that so much about him.
You will be lucky to have Oliver as your man but too bad he is mine. Love you xx
He doesn’t judge and even though I have flaws, , can be an absolute annoying fuck he still loves me the way I am. I have learned so many things from him and have grown so much as a person thanks to him. I’m so lucky to have him in my life and it makes it that much better when you know the person you love feels the exact same way about you. You don’t have to force anything, change yourself for that person because there’s no need to with Oliver.
He is so warm, kind and patient. It truly means the world to me to know that he is in my life and that no matter what happens I know he will always be in my life.
I hope I have the same effect that he does on me because I truly am appreciative of the way he treats me daily. He goes above and beyond to prove his love towards me and I am so beyond thankful for that.
One thing I absolutely love about us is how we get each other’s dirty fucked up sense of humour. It makes things more easier and our conversations flow. Oliver is the type to listen but never judge and I love that so much about him.
You will be lucky to have Oliver as your man but too bad he is mine. Love you xx
Oliver is so fine
by Suemay November 22, 2021
Get the Olivermug. by Horny for oliver October 8, 2025
Get the Oliver Lanzamug.