Swag Reduction

A medical procedure intended for reducing the levels of swag present in the patient.

I hope they put me under for my swag reduction tomorrow, I can't stand to seem them takin off my J's!

Guy one: "I want to get a swag reduction"

Guy 2: "You can't have too much swag!"

Guy 1: "All men are pigs! All they care about is how many gold chains I can carry on my chest, and it's hurting my back!"

by soundless scream May 7, 2017

Swag Mackerel

A man who is WAY too ugly to have the confidence that he does. Most likely well-hung, rich, or both.

He is way too ugly to pick up so many ladies. Swag Mackerel!!!!

by Wamz705 April 18, 2016

swag bath

a bath with bubbles or a bath bomb

shut up im not going to take another swag bath!

by pussyowner123456 February 3, 2017

Swag Whale

In the hood of New York City they use this word to refer to fat gangsters

O yea, he is one Swag Whale

by Leroy Jenkens February 7, 2017

Sir Swag

A person who is very swag or swaggy, regardless of age, gender, height or name. An utmost compliment of high respect.

Hey, what should I call you?
You can call me Sir Swag.

by Pogmasterofindiscerniblegender December 11, 2020

infamy swag

When your swag is well known and global.

I destroy these boys they all immobile. Meanwhile my infamy swag is well known and global. -Viper

by Uncle Rimjob August 7, 2021

sid swag

this term is referred to sid the sloth. having sid swag is when someone is so swagilicious that they are as swag as sid. very few people have this, if you do you will either like; corpse, the cure, melanie martinez and lil peep. you will probably be goth too and do poses like 😙✌️

Holly: we all look sid swag today

Ellie and Evie: sid swag 😙✌️

by sid swag June 21, 2021