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by Restard69 April 29, 2019
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by Eva69 March 19, 2019
Get the Sex mug.When two people, girl on girl or boy on boy or girl on boy, fuck eachother so hard they both cum. The boy yells at the girl and says call me DADDY!! and she screams DADDY DADDY DADDY!!! And then he eats her cum
by Savannah Angle October 7, 2019
Get the Sex mug.Stephany and josh were great friends and liked each other. One day Stephany was at home alone so she invited josh to her house.
“Hey josh” Stephany blushed “ hey , you need me” as josh looked into her eyes . Stephany couldn’t take it no more as she got up and was kissing him . Josh was in shock but became horny to feeling her soft lips on his , and her so close to him. Next thing you know josh was taking off her shirt and kissing her body . Stephany was at ease . They were both naked tongue kissing each other in Stephanys room . Stephanys big juicy boobs and joshes 9inch rock hard dick against each other . As josh hadn’t hesitated to enter her . Josh pushed Stephany on her bed and penetrated her soaking wet, tight pussy. As josh thrusted faster Stephan was moaning louder and louder as she started yelling “ OHH JOSHEY” that turned into “ FASTER DADDY” ! Josh pumped and pounded her pussy faster and faster as she was screaming in joy , scratching his back , and playing with her boobs. Josh soon slowed down as Stephany got up and roled josh over as she tied him to the bed . Josh licked his lips as Stephany twerked on his dick and rode him slowly all you heard was clapping moaning and screaming from her room. Sooner then later they hit there orgasms . Stephany was laying on top of josh with his dick still in her. The next morning they woke up on top of each other and kissed “ I love you bestie” Stephany wispy in his ear. That’s sex for ya
“Hey josh” Stephany blushed “ hey , you need me” as josh looked into her eyes . Stephany couldn’t take it no more as she got up and was kissing him . Josh was in shock but became horny to feeling her soft lips on his , and her so close to him. Next thing you know josh was taking off her shirt and kissing her body . Stephany was at ease . They were both naked tongue kissing each other in Stephanys room . Stephanys big juicy boobs and joshes 9inch rock hard dick against each other . As josh hadn’t hesitated to enter her . Josh pushed Stephany on her bed and penetrated her soaking wet, tight pussy. As josh thrusted faster Stephan was moaning louder and louder as she started yelling “ OHH JOSHEY” that turned into “ FASTER DADDY” ! Josh pumped and pounded her pussy faster and faster as she was screaming in joy , scratching his back , and playing with her boobs. Josh soon slowed down as Stephany got up and roled josh over as she tied him to the bed . Josh licked his lips as Stephany twerked on his dick and rode him slowly all you heard was clapping moaning and screaming from her room. Sooner then later they hit there orgasms . Stephany was laying on top of josh with his dick still in her. The next morning they woke up on top of each other and kissed “ I love you bestie” Stephany wispy in his ear. That’s sex for ya
by Your loco Elle April 9, 2020
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