jokes that are made made almost constantly by a person who just cant be funny for the love of Jesus Crist himself
your not funny at all , all you do is make silly immature jokes that aren't funny just stop using nelson jokes}
by a male woman May 06, 2017
A mum joke is similar to a dad joke, except it either doesn't land, isn't funny, or is trying too hard.
by CallofClicky February 16, 2022
A Joke Genius is someone who thinks they are making a clever joke, when really everyone was already thinking it.
Guy: Hey man! Nick, you're haircut is super lame.
Nick: Like your girlfriends face!?
Everyone Else: dude you're a joke genius
Nick: Like your girlfriends face!?
Everyone Else: dude you're a joke genius
by aoihdoaidhdo; August 27, 2020
A phrase used to describe discontent, discomfort with ideas or situations; Disagreement with peers, family members or a sarcastic statement referring to someone or their statement directly.
Group of friends are going to party. Someone finds out that "one of the girls in the cars" ex boyfriend is there at the party. They all ask her if its cool if we head out with her ex there? She says "JOKE FLAG!" along with a hand gesture.
Meaning: Hell No!, Not Going, Did you really just ask me if we're going?
Meaning: Hell No!, Not Going, Did you really just ask me if we're going?
by heresjulian October 05, 2009
When someone says something brainrot-esque. Something only a tiktok-looking, skibidi toilet viewer would say. Also known as a "KJ"
by domv1256 January 02, 2024
A word or term submitted by people on Urban Dictionary that usually revolves around a person or thing that very few people other than the submitter actually know about, with said word or term often having a definition that does not accurately or effectively explain what it actually is to people who have never heard of such a thing before
by Unrealistic Trap-like Pervboi February 01, 2018
A joke so funny you shouldn't drink or eat when someone's telling you it. (Or else you might choke because of laughter.)
This word just came into my head one night.
This word just came into my head one night.
I don't know a good example cuz I'm not funny.
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Coke's a joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke.
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Coke's a joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke.
by Levi loves soos April 08, 2017