A Houston Mud Shovel is when you poop in a girl's mouth and use your erect penis to scoop ("shovel") it back out.
by MUMB Drumline August 24, 2011
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Get the mud shark mug.Literally, to be able to undergo cold turkey narcotics withdrawal without the usual helpless uncontrollable diarrhea. Figuratively, to be tough, to undergo hardships without losing it.
"She was in that jail cell for three days going cold after her last shot of H, and never a peep. That broad can really hold her mud."
"She's going through an evil divorce and never once badmouthed her ex. She can really hold her mud."
"She's going through an evil divorce and never once badmouthed her ex. She can really hold her mud."
by Bilberry March 11, 2008
Get the hold her mud mug.Both Lee and Aunt Sue loved swinging with Angela. Her nose was made Pennsylvania Mud Harvesting that they both were hooked for life
by PastorPapi August 10, 2019
Get the Pennsylvania Mud Harvesting mug.A blended drink consisting of 1 pint of tequila, 1 can of refried beans, and a cup of orange juice. Must be consumed straight from the blender in full. Usually the outcome of a bet due to its unpleasant taste, and should be video taped for evidence later. Acronym is TMB.
by sackbagjr November 29, 2011
Get the Tequila Mud Butt mug.Different to the standard Mud Shower, this is when a woman inserts milk into their anus and sprays it on one or more people at a distance. Etymology is from the historical reference of Cleopatra bathing in raw milk.
by JoeStentorian November 6, 2022
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