Yogurt Mountain

When one ejaculates a tremendous amount of semen onto one's face, and allows said semen to flow down like an avalanche.

*Midst of having sex*

Justina: "Make sure you cum in your hand hunny, I don't want that shit on me."

Erich: "Remember that skiing trip you always wanted hunny? Well I'm about to take you to yogurt mountain!"

*Splat*

by The Dark Magician February 23, 2012

mountain view jazz hands routine

The act of performing a google search. The company Google (now known as Alphabet) was originally based in Mountain View, California (USA). Jazz Hands refers to a dance move with fingers outstretched, rapidly moving, and fingers splayed somewhat similar to typing.

Take the part number and do the ol' mountain view jazz hands routine to find the spec sheet.

by valarauca1 April 15, 2022

booking up a mountain

To climb a mountain trail with vigor and determination

Joshua Quitter began a recent article in Time magazine about a Palm's Pre, profiling the man who created it, writing on June 15, 2009: "A few weeks ago, Jon Rubinstein
was booking up a mountain the side of Mount Tamalpais in......"

by PRwiz101 July 3, 2009

mountain trash

bassically any broke northern cali medicnal marijuana grower.these guys are the help not the owners of property,they typically live in tents or broke down rvs.generally the have no money and will drink all your beer.

man i went to this hill to trim and the mountain trash drank all my beer and whiskey.

by buddysmoken December 18, 2013

Mountain Lion

An attractively seductive older Man who prefers younger woman. He’s the Man who doesn’t lose the swagger and multiple divorce papers as he ages, much past His deflated dusty prime. He’ll steal your girl like Hugh Jackman and pass her on to Johnny fucking Sins. He’s the silver fox, the Ron Swanson of men, the Matthew Mcconaughey of Boy’s . He has that Letter Kenney/Red Green tongue the will chirp harder than four girls and two Milf’ s currently in his bed. He’s got money like Jordan Belford, and can last longer than Viagra mixed with 5 Hour energy. And Godammit he’s a veteran.

Did you hear about the new history teacher?

He’s such a Mountain Lion

by Dr. Benjamin, Dufuk Dover October 13, 2020

Canadian Mountain Pig

The complete opposite of a Florida Ditch Pig

Dane is so cool! He is my Canadian Mountain Pig

by SputnikTheCat July 23, 2018

Mountain View

One of the most racist schools in the United States.

Ed: Hey did you hear about Mountain View’s racist scandal?

Susan: Oh are u talking about xyz

Ed: Nah something new

by Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 15, 2019