Morgan Schuman

John: Monkey Poop
Rodger: No, "Morgan Schuman".
by John3482 November 30, 2022
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The Morgan Tax

When you are managing a restaurant team in a new market and have an employee who knows they are wildly more qualified for your job but chose to not to accept the offer bc they make more money serving. Morgan will absolutely dive in and save the day 9.6/10. Until, however, she gets rocked off her mind on Sunday eve knowing damn well shes assigned to a party of 60 the next day and then calls out with 12 min notice
When the shift starts at 11am and it’s 10:34 am the morgan tax is defined by the following exchange
Texting the Morgan: Hey girl thanks for reprepping Garde, running those 9 tables who werent yours, absorbing Emily and Olivias sections last night when they started crying and also thank you for staying a little later to help the expo close! Whats your ETA though because those party guests are trickling in.

Morgan: no
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morgan harris

morgan harris is a boshibabe who is dating dhillon harris. they are so happily in love. they have saturday fun time together. together they are such a power couple. m+d 💕💕💕
morgan harris is such a tiktok girl!
by thechickenturkeymaster06 October 24, 2023
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morgan pierce

A slow girl who can’t pronounce stump and is the destroyer of puss
Morgan pierce can come and get this puss once she deals with that stump- dirty black man
by Kooterdaddy May 01, 2024
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Kally Morgan Boyles

The most amazing girl in the world. gorgeous smile, amazing alluring eyes, perfect body and booty and stunning smile. you can do no wrong and even when you make a mistake you still recover ever so gracefully. everyone is intriuged by her mystery and you should consider yourself lucky if she ever lets you in. her mind is a castle filled with elegant thoughts and while there might be some dark corridors, you are there to help bring light to them. my first love.
kally morgan boyles? you mean the girl im in love with? hell yea bro imma put a ring on that.
by gayassfucker June 23, 2018
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Chloe Morgan-ing

When phrase or mannerism is indicative of the popular tap dancer, actress, and stage manager, Chloe Morgan.
I am Chloe Morgan-ing in front of my coworkers and I don't know how to stop.
by Cinny123 November 08, 2022
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Tarquin morgan

The GREASTEST Being to walk the earth, ever in history.
by BECKY13👻 November 17, 2019
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