Eastern Mass

irrevalent

Eastern mass thinks they're important but they're just full of meth heads and annoying accents

by coolgamri June 18, 2015

norton,mass

Home of The LEGENDARY NORTON GLENN! Teaching young girls early how to get housing!

A bunch of stuck up low to middle class people who think their shit don't stink.
Wheaton College was once an all girl school but now is for men too. Dr DREW almost sent his kids here until, he realized the town is filled with coke head,pot smoking,Wendell 's eating , reservoir polluted ass grove rats!!Don't forget the oh so Grand PGA course that brings the town less money than hoped!

Tiger Woods played with more than golf balls in Norton,Mass. His driver might have gone in more than just one hole.

by kings~slavegirl11 May 24, 2016

weapons of mass distraction

This definition on Urban Dictionary which you just wasted precious seconds of your life reading

Get Trolled noob.
(also I have to include weapons of mass distraction somewhere in the definition so here it is)

by SubconsciousDeviant March 30, 2022

massachusetts

The hands-down most difficult state name to pronounce/spell. Looks very odd in conjunction with other state words such as "Texas", "Utah", "New Jersey", and "Kansas".

Texas, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Utah, and Kansas are the master plans of old people to confound and confuse small children.

by The Black Plague June 27, 2003

armenian massage

When you go to get a massage and receive the unfortunate news that your masseuse is Armenian. Shortly after, a very large and domineering woman, usually named Hilda or Helga, walks in and places her greasy hands on the top of your back. She proceeds to massage you, but you cannot help but feel a third thing massaging you, so you look to only see her big floppy cock out, and it is actually massaging your ass. To not be viewed as homosexual, you tell her to get the fuck off and she proceeds to beat your ass and for the next two years your friends give you shit for getting your ass kicked by a girl.

Person #1: Man I heard you got an armenian massage.

Person #2: Yeah it fucking ruined my life.

Pape: Haha jerk. That sucks for you. Man my Porsche-a is so much better than your car.

Person #2: Hey Pape go suck a dick. And by the way, its Porsche and yours is broken.

by The Flying Dutchman! Yee! November 3, 2006

MASS

Very, extremely

That party was mass cool!

by Vanilla Rice April 29, 2003

Massagin'

Dr. Scholl's new insole

C00 dude: "You massagin'?"
Unl33t n00b: "No, I'm just going OOOOh, AHH like you guys!... What?"

by Dr. Scholl July 17, 2004