William and Mary

Four years of college without the "college experience". Diversity and sense of humor, zero. Lots of girls though. Unfortunately, the odds are good but the goods are odd. These poor moles live in the library and are burly, ill kept, and generally like horses better than men. Those that are half decent pay for friends and social lives in the tragic greek system where the guys have access to these girls because they also pay to join the polo army. The teachers care enough to keep their grading curves even, and thanks to the huge nerd factor that really impedes the social lives of those who frequent the schools three delis "crappy restaurants by day" "crappy bars by night". If you say hi to a mole"ish" stranger on the way to class, theyre likely to glare you down or cry rape because they are smart and a huge wuss and arent willing to take that "chance" that you're a predator.

Take the ten lamest kids form high school, multiply by 1000, and put them in colonial williamsburg. At william and mary, if given the option between keg party and wine bar, they choose quiet coffee house with a classic book, some flavored coffee, and an edgy pair of reading glasses, claiming they could be wild but why not be unique and tastefully unpredictable. And should you happen to stumble in drunk looking for a pee stop with your hookup, they glare at you or cry rape because they're so smart they know whats about to happen.

by fkegeflf September 29, 2005

mary-kate

whore / bitch

that mary-kate is such a dumbass

by lalalalalalala8884576877534786 October 9, 2008

Mary Elizabeth

A woman that a man uses to fill the void in his life.

Derived from the popular teen novel, "The Perks of Being a Wallflower."

"He doesn't love her, she is just her Mary Elizabeth."

by el3ctricgirl June 20, 2009

mary jess

best vegetarian ever!!!!
....roll time roll time roll time roll time!
lollerkaker maker.

"shes maryjess!"
mary jess!
"that thing was a major maryjess"

by jesus ricardo remirez antonio mesita blanca January 9, 2008

Mary-Michael

Mary-Michael is primarily found in Western Pennsylvania but elusive sightings have been reported in Central Pennsylvania, Warren Co, Pa, NYC, DC, VA, Florida, NV, MA, and other parts. Primarily Mary-Michael is a positive experience that leaves one with a feeling of happiness, relief, creativity, and excitement.

Mary-Michael left me confused but wanting more.

by mary-michaelexpert February 6, 2010

fluffy mary

Its a woman's hairy flange, used as an example to children in the same way as 'front bum'.

Make sure you wash your fluffy mary

by Jax December 20, 2003

Bloody Mary

v. A tactic where one person flips another person over, pulls their pants down, spanks their bare ass with a bundle of celery until the cheeks turn a bright red and finish by shoving a single stick of celery in the pooper. Typically used in self-defense or as a practical joke.

Refer to alcoholic beverage "Bloody Mary".

Erik: "Holy shit! did you see Andy fight that guy yesterday? He Bloody Mary'd the hell out of him!"

Bobby: "Yeah! It was the greatest thing ever!"

by Zazzles August 5, 2011