blue veined log jam

When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.

"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."

"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."

by Leper Khan November 15, 2017

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Mid-log

The time between one end of the fecal matter is coming out of your ass and that same end touches the water of the toilet.

Mom:
Hey Tom come take the trash out!

Tom: I can’t Mom I’m mid-log!

by Cwl2000 October 3, 2018

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Wet Logging

A British term for pooping

“Oui, where you going mate?”
“Going to the can go do a little wet logging”

by JimFoot January 29, 2019

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A meme gif that was spread across discord for a few days. the kid in the photo is called tiger and his home is in a discord server named duboria. This image is now VERY offensive and frowned upon by the server of origin.

This gif has a dog with thigh highs transforming.

Dude! did you just use the logging off discord!?!?!

by SomeUrbanKid December 22, 2024

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Meat Log

A log of meat

I ate the Meat Log

by BillisChegg April 16, 2019

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Log-jam

When waiting in line to cash out, you get a raging, awkward erection. You don't want to lose your place in line, so you just pray that the cashier doesn't notice.

When Dan saw his sisters hot little friend at Walmart, he had one hell of a log-jam to contend with.

by Eggfarticus May 24, 2017

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