when a group of 400 seahorses witness two lesbians climb a rope after taking laxatives and shit down the rope then the rope is cut up so the seahorse may proceed to have a hardened piece of shit covered rope or otherwise known as a poor mans dildo
by air pods 0.5 March 17, 2020

an ugly fag with short dyed black brown hair and wears glasses with ugly brown eyes. she doesn’t have any boobs but a largeish booty. also very anti social and pale. wears ugly stan smiths (nurse shoes) everyday and is dating some hot chick named kaitlyn whos way out of her league.
by raventhelesbian_hater123 November 15, 2017

Lesbian Culture is when a lesbian tweets "I want a girlfriend" and other lesbians reply "me too" but nobody makes a move.
Person 1: I want a girlfriend
Person 2: Me too
Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 3: This is Lesbian Culture
Person 2: Me too
Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 3: This is Lesbian Culture
by nope_thanks August 6, 2022

When one lesbian has feelings for another woman but then panics when they realise it is someone they have seen in public before and out of fear they sever all communication to avoid awkward encounters in the future
Person 1: I was talking to this girl on tinder but she suddenly disappeared mid-conversation...
Person 2: Damn girl that's tough, she must have got lesbian regret.
Person 2: Damn girl that's tough, she must have got lesbian regret.
by middleclasswhiteman November 23, 2015

by anonymous from uganda January 14, 2023

a heterosexually-identfied woman who enjoys the pleasures of the female form but only visually, ie in sight, not touch or taste.
by facekilla November 24, 2010
